🦋 artist on hiatus 🦋

@colien / colien.tumblr.com

tumblr artist [my art] -- drawing / reblogging / inspirations / fandoms [tolkien / marvel / hp / games?? games] / goofs n gaffs n memes [ quick faq: YES you can share my art, just add credits please ]
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funniest thing in the lord of the rings is how no one can kill gollum because whenever they get close they're like "oh my god he's so pathetic and ugly i can't bear to fucking look at him. jesus christ." so they just imprison him and then he slips through the fucking bars like a looney tunes character. and this happens multiple times.

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GUYS

I finally got the colien username gdjgsdjh i cannot believe it ive been lurking and waiting for it for like 3 years ahhhhhhh

also hi, ive been gone for like half a year, but tysm for writing nice things about my drawings <333

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colien

its been exactly one year since my last drawing. thats the true colien experience yall

im not really drawing as of late and dont know what to do about it so! idk!! lets hope that ill start whipping up new things soon or see you next year sdfghjk

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its been exactly one year since my last drawing. thats the true colien experience yall

im not really drawing as of late and dont know what to do about it so! idk!! lets hope that ill start whipping up new things soon or see you next year sdfghjk

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cityelf

I invite my closest friends and family to a gender reveal party, but when I open the box with maniacal flourish instead of pink or blue balloons, a television screen is revealed.

I dim the lights remotely as we hear Cate Blanchett say, “The world is changed. I feel it in the water.”

Too late, they realise.

The pregnancy? A scam.

The Lord of the Rings editions? Extended.

The doors? Locked.

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