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If you’re still into Hamilton please reblog!

Moony

the biggest lie, i think, the internet perpetuates about D&D is that a skinny little twink of a bard just needs to roll a nat 20 to seduce a dragon

like a dragon…a creature with more wealth and power than any other creature on the planet…a creature who is easily an 11/10 when they deign to take humanoid form…would look at your skinny little 8 STR half-elf Bard whose own father doesn’t even love them and go…yeah I’d like to fuck that

Counterpoint, my good man:

Dragons fuck, clearly, but not just any joe blow schmoe with a big Charisma stat. If I’m Joseph J Dragon sitting on a small hill of gold and jewels I’m not gonna waste my time boning every monsterfucking tiefling twink with a lyre. I would have standards.

Counter-counterpoint: dragons are SUPER horny

Counter-counter-counterpoint: even if dragons are SUPER horny they’ve got better prospects than spindly little bards!!!! They could be off fucking cloud giants or beholders or planetars!!!! They could be having sex with kraken in the middle of the ocean or fire giants in the mouth of an erupting volcano! 

There is a wealth of sexual excess and opportunity available to dragons; so much that they do not need to be slumming it with an adventurer who hasn’t washed his ass in a month and a half and is probably covered in kobold blood by the time they get to the dragon’s lair! 

Seriously!!! 

I don’t care how many times you cast Charm Monster, the Elder Dragon who has probably slept with more princesses than there are princedoms is not going to bite! When you have bedded the most beautiful mortals on the Prime Material Plane on a pile of gold and jewelry you are not gonna be looking twice at any MOTHERFUCKEr who can’t at least True Polymorph to make things interesting 

you’re right but please shut up you are actively ruining my 10 strength half-elf twink bard’s sexual prospects with this post

OP is right and they should say it

Actually… 

As we can see from this most excellent chart, dragons can and will fuck anything. Even humans do not compare. The only species that can match dragons for horny-ness is, in fact, nymphs. 

Therefore your twinky-ass lil bard has as good a chance as anyone. Go forth and thot your way through your DM’s carefully planned Big Bad encounter and 

fuck the dragon. 

I’m not even sure where I stand on this argument but I absolutely need to keep that chart for reference, so

That chart is not proof that a dragon would fuck anything and youre a charlatan for pretending it does!!! 

That is a crossbreeding chart not a horny chart, and it says right on it that what it is tracking is the likelyhood that a union between two races would yield offspring. It is NOT saying that a dragon WILL fuck any of those creatures, just that doing so would result in a half-dragon child.

If anything this just proves siderealsandman’s point the dragon could have any creature or being under the sun so why the fuck would it ever settle for a shitty PC and their +1 light leather armor. What’s the bard gonna say?? You should fuck me because you techically can?? That bitch getting sauteed

OP IS CORRECT SORRY BUT THE TWINK BARD ISNT GETTING ANY DRAGON ASS

a dragon fucked a donkey in shrek, your argument is invalid

Don’t bring shrek into this

OH YEAH?? YOU WANNA DO THIS?? FINE

CLASS TRAITS OF A BARD: 1)  Your spells inspire and invigorate your allies – Donkey’s role in the film was to inspire and invigorate Shrek to begin his hero’s quest and keep him on his path 2)  You channel magical power through words and music – Doney never stopped talking or singing. That was his THING 3) Key abilities:  Charisma, Intelligence, Constitution – Do we even need to question this?? Charisma - he managed to convince a dragon to fuck him. He gave both Fiona and Shrek the pep-talk they needed to come to terms with their feelings. Intelligence - He’s COLOR BLIND and still managed to figure out the flowers Fiona asked for. Constitution - dude you saw the shit he managed to survive in that movie

CONCLUSION – SHREK IS A DND CAMPAIGN, DONKEY IS A BARD THAT SEDUCED THE DRAGON. NEVER QUESTION ME IN MY HOUSE AGAIN

People just getting angry because they can’t face facts that their bard has to actually work to get some BD dick and not just do the tabletop equivalent of ordering one off the website 👀

I have nothing to add to this but maniacal laughter.

Reblogging this so I can find it later.

“Recovery” - Roshfaizal Ariffin

Never posted my feysand babies

You throw another moon at me and I’m going to lose it.

Rowaelin.

Click here for Lucien!!!

KOA IS COMING OUT SOON AND I THOUGHT THAT IT’D BE A GOOD IDEA TO PAINT ROWAELIN SKDJALKSJDKALSD.

🍂THE VENOM BUNCH🍂 . A brady bunch parody thing. This to me had to happen due to the fact that the parenthood comics wer getting pretty popular and this idea creeped it’s way into my head and so it is here before you 😂😂😂😂

It was a quick work but in glad if how clean it came out 😂😂😂😂 it was pretty fun to do something like this 😆

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

voidethered:

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

This post is immaculate

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

This just gets better and better

This is one of my favourite things to look at

holy shit this stuff is back

The Gravity Falls one though

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

IT GOT BETTER

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

Never not reblog

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

To Tartarus and back for you<3

Rest in Peace Stan Lee

Thanks for all the great memories.

You did good kid.

I was dying to show this art to you guys. I did Throne of glass characters for @shelflovecrate Koa box. I will post all works separately. I’m super excited. Hope you guys will like it xoxo also I know they look bit different than the ones I pained before. Every time I get commissions on same characters I try to make them look bit different so they won’t look copied. 

Aelin from Throne of glass series by @sjmaas 

painted Elena, hope you guys will like it ^^

i really enjoyed painting her, love the way it turned out 

character from Throne of glass series by @sjmaas

I hope everyone out there that has a passion, whether it be writing, cooking, drawing- whatever it is, I hope they know that it’s lovely. Your passion is nothing to be embarrassed about. If you love doing it, then it doesn’t matter what other people think. You enjoy yourself and have fun.

Six of Crows character illustrations commissioned by Fox & Wit! These cards are some of the goodies included in their book themed subscription boxes.

I recently finished Six of Crows and I love it! Such a wonderfully engaging and exciting book (and a bit of a darker fantasy story, which I am super into). Looking forward to Crooked Kingdom.

wowwww