SM Quickies 2022: Glass

Pairing: UsaMamo / Dendy, The Secrets We Bear universe

Rating: E

Words: 999

My final submission for the @smquickies2022 event. This is an end-cut of an unfinished draft of Bound for Dendy week, so eventually this will become a full scene. For now, enjoy the 1k snippet!

Summary of The Secrets We Bear:

This scene takes place after Fog and before "What do you want?" from Dendy week, with some heavy takes from Nightmares.

The cut comes early (and often) b/c that's how we do. 😏

18+ content under the cut

All this energy around me from @smquickies2022 has stoked my need...for humorous captions apparently.

Lace

This one's for Clippy and @smquickies2022.

I wasn't planning to participate in this event because I write neither smut nor short things. But I was inspired by friends and a last minute idea hit, so who am I to keep a lemon to myself?

Prompt: Lace Rating: Explicit Word count: ~900

Summary: Usagi should have known better than to run her mouth while Mamoru was using his.

We and Clippy agree- Job well done 😉

My last minute contribution to @smquickies2022​ 

Prompt: Countertop Summary: Mamoru had no idea how he found himself in this predicament. “Mamo-chan,” Usagi whispered, her fingers intertwining with his. Oh, right. That’s how.

Rating: E for smut!

Words: 972

I may never look at this screencap the same way again. *teehee*

We love the addition!

My third submission for @smquickies2022!!!

Ready for thirds?

Prompt(s): Water/Bath

Pairing: Makoneph

Rating: M

Here’s my offering @smquickies2022. I hope you like it.

🌸⚡️ Amazing! ⚡️ 🌺

Pairing: Helios/Lady (aged-up)

Rating: Explicit

Setting: set in my corporate AU, "My New Report is My Boss's Daughter"

Except under the cut. Full story and illustration can be found on AO3.

Might need a cold shower after this bath story

My last minute contribution to @smquickies2022​ 

Prompt: Countertop Summary: Mamoru had no idea how he found himself in this predicament. “Mamo-chan,” Usagi whispered, her fingers intertwining with his. Oh, right. That’s how.

Rating: E for smut!

Words: 972

We love surprises!

I will never not reblog this

Accurate.

This is the best post I’ve ever seen

accurate 

Guys, OP here. Please stop deleting my captions. How are the rest supposed to know that the receptionist is Satan

Reblog for Satan

Looks like there’s a lot of fic and art waiting in fandom hell

Oh, so this is why I’m STILL HERE. 

^

I’ve seen this comic for years but just discovered the last panel. GUYS WHY WOULD YOU NOT WANT THAT PANEL THERE

always reblog…

it has just now occurred to me to check, and that last panel wasn’t there in the original post. OP added it to this reblog chain in response to someone deleting the following text from the original post:

lmao

Huh… fandom as Hotel California…

FF.net

Written for @smquickies2022

Prompt: Leather

Rating: Explicit

Words: 999 (malicious compliance ftw)

Yowza…

Quickie number 2 for @smquickies2022 is up!

Ch 2, time to get wet 💦

SM Quickies: Appliances

Inspired by...

Pairing: KunZoi, The Secrets We Bear universe

Rating: M (fade to black)

Words: 993

Yeeeep. This little ditty had been living rent free ever since some people (you know who you are) shared this video. Mechanical bulls count as appliances, right, @smquickies2022 ?

Short summary of The Secrets We Bear:

If you like this story, you can read another KunZoi (from Zoi's perspective) from the series here.

Also, you're welcome for the headcanon that Dendy borrowed the infamous cow vest from Zoi's closet 😂

18+ under the cut

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“Where’s Zoisite?”

Kunzite cursed, tucking a stumbling Mamoru under Nephrite’s arm. Jadeite giggled from the other side. “Get them home, Nephrite. I’ll find Zoi.”

Nephrite nodded, lumbering away. 

Kunzite moved away from the bar and through the gyrating bodies on the dance floor. He strained in the strobing pink and purple lights to find his companion.

Zoisite was several drinks in and tequila, his favorite, made his clothes come off. Not that Zoisite had many layers to shed. He’d arrived in a short denim romper, open in the chest and tight across his thighs, accented by a cow-skin vest. His curls twisted into a ponytail of delicate ringlets that hung side-saddle to his red bandana.

Saddle up! 🤠

SM Quickie!

So…this was written for the @smquickies2022​ event, which challenged participants to write a sexy story in a thousand words or less. And, let me tell you, it was definitely a challenge. Don’t ask me why I decided to write a threesome when I had so few word to work with; I don’t know what possessed me. *laughs* Anyway, I do want to expand this ficlet eventually (maybe for Smutember?) and give it a title (any suggestions?) before posting it on AO3, but for now, I’ll just post the “challenge” version on Tumblr.

Rating: Explicit Pairing: Serenity/Setsuna/Endymion Prompt: Lace

To say that being invited to participate in a threesome with her king and queen came as a shock was an understatement.

Setsuna liked to think she was open-minded when it came to sex. It wasn’t even her first threesome, but this was Neo-Queen Serenity and King Endymion. Their epic love story was known far and wide, but after a millennia of monogamy, it seemed their sex life had grown rather stale as of late – thus the invitation.

Keep reading

Oo la la. The best things come in threes.

Pairing: Helios/Lady (aged-up)

Rating: Explicit

Setting: set in my corporate AU, "My New Report is My Boss's Daughter"

Excerpt under the cut. Full story and illustration can be found on AO3.

Now that’s the spirit!!