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Funny Idea that Occured to Me:
Mello comes out to his mafia in the most threatening way possible. In so doing, he terrifies them out of using homophobic language.
Something like ... "I am the indispensible brains of this outfit, but I am perfectly willing to be the psychopathic executor of the most unhinged violence you have ever seen. The next person who uses a homophobic slur in my presence--I've prepared a handout, don't worry--will experience that unhinged violence first hand. Because I'm gay, and tired of hearing it."
One of them complains, "But these are all my favorite insults!" And Mello is instantly at his throat with a razor, hissing, "Then come up with better, more inclusive insults. Or I'll literally [redacted] [redacted] and [redacted] with your own [redacted] so you have to [redacted] with a magnifying glass."
Jump forward two weeks, and instead of his mafia calling their enemies "faggots" or whatever, they now say inventive things like "Taco Bell customer" and "spaghetti breaker".
Dude.
(I'm pretty sure that's Matt's knife btw >:3c)
Also: I think Matt talked him into this.
“You know what? If the system sucks, why don’t you just change it? Make new rules.” ”Matt, I can't just single-handedly change long-established gang structures overnight." "I mean, what are they gonna do of you try? Fire you?" "Kill me. And you right after. I’m just ONE GUY - how do you think that should go??" "You’re not just one guy - I know of at least one person that would personally smash a blokes head if they pulled a gun on you for whatever reason and that’s the fucking BOSS, dude. Rod had your back from the very beginning. He'd be a gormless moron if he got rid of you because you were shagging a guy. He needs you. They all need you. And Ross knows that, I'm pretty sure. And besides, if anyone can change long-established gang structures overnight, that’s you, innit?? Who was it that brought Rod a head as an initiation gift, huh? The one who infiltrated the bloody mafia on his own?? I think it's a smaller task to get your subordinates to stop hitting on gays, don't you?" "Well, if you frame it like that..." "Also, you're forgetting the most important thing: you're fucking Mello. They're all scared of you and rightly so."
Shoutout to @casualnearenjoyer for the idea!!
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Where’s mello I want to take ibuprofen
Crazy? I was crazy once
I literally love your version of mello and Matt so much 😞😞 may I ask if you could doodle your HC matt interacting with matt in the manga/show? 🤭
Thank you so much! 💛 I mean, canon Matt and my Matt is basically just the same character with a different *skin* so... don't really have any fun ideas for this. But would you take some quick manga/anime redraws instead?
Matt what do you love about Mello?
accidentally sat down on the same park bench as beyond birthday the other day and before i could remedy the situation and leg it he offered me his hip flask (beetroot juice) and a damp cigarette (didn’t share his lighter) and started telling me about the increasing crime rates in the area. he was pointing to the nearest road and saying it’s so scary the rise in behicular banslaughter lately it honestly makes you nervous to go outside huh. he said it’s so tragic what has the world come to, the lack of social cohesion in the community must be a large contributing factor, everyone’s burnt out and anxious - and of course they are, it’s the 21st century - but especially what with the current berial billings and oh the authorities are strapped to do anything because they’re knee deep in a funding crisis from all the bax braud happening. god, he was watching a rlly interesting documentary on telly last night about that spate of bedical balpractice lawsuits the local hospital have found themselves embroiled in and the most awful part is that nobody can even figure out who the guilty party is due to the quite frankly staggering rates of bidentity bheft plaguing the city
Mello, do you eat food that isn’t chocolate?
