Big stretchy

If you’re precious about your bows, I’d look away now!

A new series on the physics of archery is now on Patreon!

one time I was lucid dreaming and I asked the Jennifer Coolidge figure in my dream how do i tell if something in a dream is real or not and she said. It’s only real if they charge your card. best answer ever

me teaching my pet vampire how to adapt to human society

suprised that no one has mentioned that the person on the left is our very own @paper-mario-wiki

give her the credit she’s hilarious

oh ya thats me. early last year!

worth noting, i'm this now (🏳️‍⚧️):

You've been lied to your entire life - VEGETABLES. DON'T. EXIST! (no, seriously, they don't)

Watch the full episode on Dropout

Visibly trans people in customer facing retail and food services are braver than any marine and provide a far greater service to society

Crested Pigeon (Ocyphaps lophotes), family Columbidae, order Columbiformes, Australia

photograph by Jan Wegener

STARGATE SG-1 4x01 "Small Victories"

Request drawing: Gollum ♥ Being tortured by Mirkwood elves. Brutal creatures.

Reblog if you are

I can’t believe I watched that whole thing. Smh. That’s how I know I am.

where are the notes

we fucking broke it, guys

another for the tumblr history books

what

wait wait what

the notes are broken!

hmmmmmm

that’s uh

that’s

interesting.

@hellsite-hall-of-fame do you have this one?

oh wow an ancient post from the depths of 2011

rest in fucking pieces

this is how you black out in pokemon

An Inuit otter amulet. Engraved and pigmented ivory, c.1870-1880.

Today, we mourn Bernard Hill (King Theoden). May he rest among the halls of his father 😔

Arise now, arise, Riders of Théoden!

Dire deeds awake: dark is it eastward.

Let horse be bridled, horn be sounded!

Forth Eorlingas!

Arise, arise, Riders of Théoden!

Fell deeds awake: fire and slaughter!

Spear shall be shaken, shield be splintered,

a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises!

Ride now, ride now! Ride to Gondor!

Rest in Peace, Bernard Hill 🤍🕊