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dangayronpah
She got that sleepy bitch disease babey!!!
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my kink is closing doors so that i am in complete solitude
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Um, no you weren’t born bisexual, you chose to watch Pirates of the Caribbean when you were 13 and fell in love with both Keira Knightly and Orlando Bloom.
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The Cat in the Ventilation Shaft
OP you are the first person I’ve ever encountered whose story vibes are on par with Junji Ito’s
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you ever see something so cute it makes you feel homicidal…like if my cat keeps sticking his little perfect fuzzy leg out of his bed i’m gonna gnaw on it
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I can’t believe it whenever I see all of these literal babies on their own smartphones and Apple tablets. When I was their age the only thing I would play with was an old goose beanie baby I dubbed Stinky Beak. He was deformed and I hated him and I tried to drown him several times.
Not to sound like a French orphan from the 1700s but as a 5yo I had a stale baguette end which was shaped slightly like a bird head. I called it goosey-duck and I loved it very much until I accidentally left it out in the rain and it drowned.
OP I think you’re my cosmic opposite and we need to duel or something.
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This is like the beginning of Us
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it’s for you
sike!!!
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id like to present to you my proposal for a Michigan-less super lake
Lake No More Michigan
Lake Michigone
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a necromancer is just a really late healer
“you’re too late, doc, he’s…he’s already dead…”
*cracks knuckles* i didnt get my medical license revoked for nothing
i like idea of a necromancer that can bring back the dead but doesnt know how to cure the living so has to wait for someone to die before bringing them back
“hey doc do you have any splints I think I fractured my ankle”
*cocks gun* no but I’ll do you one better
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yes I DO live under a rock and her name is the Moon and she is always smiling but she teaches me nothing
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Hold still. This creature was recorded going 2,569 days without moving.
Salamanders play the long game, with many species living surprisingly long lives. But among these enduring amphibians, there is one outlier – the olm, also known as the proteus.
It has been well documented that these small white cave-dwelling salamanders can live well into their hundreds, but scientists have now gained new insight into the creatures’ glacial pace of life.
In a study which makes sloths look recklessly hyperactive, divers documenting the movements of olms in Herzegovinian caves found that over a decade, individuals tended to move less than 10 metres in total.
However, one extraordinarily inert individual was found not to have bothered moving once in over seven years.
Olms have no predators, are highly resistant to starvation – able to go without food for several years – are blind and live in complete darkness underground and underwater.
They are apparently only compelled to move in order to mate, which they do on average around once every 12.5 years.
In the caves in which they dwell food is typically scarce, but when they are able, olms feed on small crustaceans such as small shrimps, snails and occasionally insects.
Read the full article here.
Photo credit here via Getty
*wakes up after 12.5 years* oh god i have to fuck
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I found it. The worst post on this entire website.
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this is such a fucking power move
YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS
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*sprinkles a little parmesan cheese on you*
darkvioletcloud
italian baptism
In nomi Patri, et Fili, et Formaggio Parmigiano-Reggiano.