i’ve been thinking about her almost every single hour i can’t forget the sound of her heartbeat all around

thinkin’ about her ― unloved

Eve and Villanelle + hands

Wait wait wait wait....Jodie is not only taking on another sapphic role but IT WAS HER IDEA to develop the book into a series?!

Codename Villanelle novel series original ending, by Luke Jennings

[circus music playing]

1x08 | 4x08

good for them 👍🏽

honey and bubba <3

SHE IS SO HOT AND FOR WHAT

“Doing extra” ??

this should not have been as hot as it was

Ain’t been on tumblr for ages and you guys GET IT

I hope you learned something

This was legit the opposite with my mum and dad and it really puts it into perspective

i was on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said i had nice brown eyes so they sang “brown eyed girl” to me

I threw up at a frat party and I was crying in the bathroom and a drunk girl went upstairs to get me a shirt and came back with a sweater and a kitten.

At the last party I went to three drunk girls fishtail braided my hair by committee

a drunk girl drew an eye on the back of my hand and then patted it with satisfaction and  whispered “count olaf”

once at a barbecue a drunk girl gave the surgical scar on my shoulder a butterfly kiss and said “you’re cured”

A drunk girl at a bar I was at became worried that I wasn’t getting enough nutrition and proceeded to hold peanuts to my lips and just keep saying “peanut peanut” until I would eat it. And after I allowed her to feed me a peanut she pet my hair and said “Thank you”.

Drunk girls, saving your life one wtf at a time.

Girls are a fucking gift don’t let anyone tell you otherwise

I love these comics by Nathan W. Pyle.

Here are some more good ones

LET ME ABS O R B

@diseonfire here have some more

Perhaps I prefer fewer revolutions and more minerals is a mood

We own things but have hidden them.

REQUEST MUTUAL LIMB ENCLOSURE

Imagine pleasant nonsenses.

Thanks, tumblr mobile, for unintentionally making this even funnier

Just as I said, “is this ever going to load?” One gif loaded and honestly it answered my question perfectly.

Together they create the full set.

saw this again on my dash after reblog and…

tumblr black out poetry