yall i know im late to the party but u HAVE to read 13 storeys by jonathan sims. holy fucking shit this book was so fucking good

the way jonny sims writes has me foaming at the mouth

I did this with another Weird Al Polka like three years ago and I found an instrumental I could work with for another one so I was like hey why not

Anyway heres this

I felt like the fears in this style would be cute as hell, and I was right

SNOOPY, COME HOME dir. Bill Melendez

Pro-stump memes for your wildlife and nature-friendly gardening needs

this is my son on the first day of his first ever job. look at him.

i'm so proud , of you

Finley

but how much do his meals cost??

£45. his meals are delicious . We have a business to run

hi everyone . we've just received word from the restaurant that on his first day, finley was nervous and accidentally spiced the vegan options with surface cleanser. if you had any of Finley's delicious vegan options then please. see a medical professional immediately

proposed thursday addition for 2020

maneater monday

Eleanor and Chidi, The Good Place

OK I have watched MANY videos and here it is for all you kids to learn your viral/meme video history, here are some premium vintage meme fodder:

Hampster Dance (1998) Rejected (2000) All Your Base (2001) Tidus Laughing (2001) The End of the World (2003) Badger Badger Badger (2003) Hyakugojyuuichi!!! (2003) GI Joe PSAs (2003) Llama Song (2004) Banana Phone (2004) Ddautta (There She Is!) (2004) Charlie the Unicorn (2005) Cillit Bang (2006) Caramelldansen (2006) Metal Gear Awesome (2006) Leekspin (2006) Marissa Stole the Precious Thing (2006) The Mysterious Ticking Noise (2007) Powerthirst (2007) Paffendorf (2007) Splash Attack (2007) Caipirinha Dance (2007) I Take a Potato Chip… (2007) Nico Nico Douga Medley (2007) Ronald McDonald Ran Ran Ru (2008) Danjo (2008) Giga Pudding (2008) The Ultimate Showdown (2008) Balsamic Vinegar (2008) Sakura-Con Commercial (2009) Shamwow (2009) Slapchop (2009) OK GO- Here It Goes Again (2009) Stu Making Chocolate Pudding at 4 AM (2010) HEYYEYAA (2010) Galo Sengan (2011)

There are probably more that I’m missing. Some of these videos are part of a series (GI Joe, Potter Puppet Pals) and I didn’t count shitty videos like those idiot laughing babies.

Oh my fucking god, I was a retro memer

I can’t believe we’re already calling Charlie the Unicorn vintage, I feel so old

Charlie the Unicorn would be in 6th grade if it was a person.

GI JOEEEEEE

and don’t forget these classics

They’re Taking The Hobbits To Isengard (2006) Numa Numa (2006) The Gummy Bear Song (2007) The Duck Song (2009) White & Nerdy (2009) Trololo (2010) Nyan Cat (2011)

oh MY G-D

I genuinely thought this said “rabbits” and the image in my head makes me wish one of my rabbis were a rabbit. Can you imagine

(once again, the muppets come through for us)

oh.

oh

@gallusrostromegalus

That’s EXACTLY what it is, and I will henceforth be referring to recipie blogs as “in they style of Tolkien”

Absolutely FUCKS. Next question.

Not a double-decker couch. To be that you’d need them to be stacked vertically.

Rather, this is a stadium couch.

This is an efficient use of the space above the stairs that would otherwise be wasted is what it is

🍅 Tomato frog 🐸

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