Happy Bisexual Awareness Week!!

#bisexual problems HEARTSTOPPER s2

We're still friends, aren't we? I promise I don't fancy you anymore.

HEARTSTOPPER S1 -> S2: Supportive Straight Friend Edition

1x04 || 2x08

{insp}

anyway congrats to dean on fucking an entire men’s baseball team

look at them

reblog if ur proud of this chicken persuing a higher education

I see no downside here. On fridays, we wear dicks.

If you’re not willing to snort my ashes then what kind of friend are you

you are incredibly valid

I’m goin to have my ashes mixed in with glitter confetti cannons that will be at my funeral so when my funeral song(thnks fr th mmrs by fall out boy) hits its chorus I can be blasted all over my mourners.

inconveniencing people even from the grave

At my funeral everyone else gets cremated.

This is honestly my favorite single statement in the English language and I’m willing to bet I’d love it just as much in any translated form

My best friend wants to have her ashes sprinkled on top of risotto & wants her will to state that whoever eats her ashes can have her estate.

You are so lucky to have this person as a friend

Real Question: Is eating someone that’s been cremated cannibalism?

You People Comprehensively Exhaust Me

pour my ashes into a hoola hoop and enter as many competions as you can. my spirit will be with you.

Comprehensively

@salamanderapocalypse

Me: * has panic attack, overacts, cries and breaks down*

Things: * turn out okay*

Me: