a stud in black leather on a black motorcycle just revved their engine at me and thank god I tore my demonic uterus out ages ago because I think that would have finally knocked me up

what a universe……

Hell yeah DIY hrt is a lot safer than most people think and way more accessible than it seems. There's a lot of people who work together to make it as safe and reliable as possible. The following two websites are essential to know:

^for info on what hrt is, different types and info on antiandrogens. It's pretty easy to read and gives a great overview of DIY hrt in general including risks with each method.

^for finding verified sellers of hrt. So far they only have mtf (estrogen, progesterone, t-blockers) as testosterone is illegal in a lot of countries.

To @sleepsucks if you don't want this on your post I'll delete it. Just shoot me a DM :3

capybara

Guinea big.

Just checking.... We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?

It's "mne-eeh-t." "Mne-eht" said with that soft tongue on the upper palette French sound or "mee-yet". I put the "n" because the pretty tongue roll on the "y" kinda sounds "n"-like to me.

I've been saying it Mee-yet in my head. Like the French word for "crumb."

🧍<- doesn't know French and had been pronouncing it Me-eht-teh this whole time.

I was pronouncing it 'Me-et'....

Im with @fanfiction-artist-prototype I have been pronouncing it the same way sounds cute in my head and now I want to name a kitty that

the circus was in town that day 🤡

happy lesbian visibility week to them

As a reminder girls/women thinking other girls/women are hot but not attracted to men is a-okay!!

collection

I posted this on my art account by accident and deleted it after 2 minutes how did this go viral lmao.

Because it’s hilarious next question

WHAT!!!!

No

They can leap 36 feet

As in leap forward 36 feet

They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa

#death from above

this post makes me cry every single damn time

This is one of those legendary posts that’s been around since I first made a Tumblr. When I didn’t have access to my Tumblr for a few years I would sometimes reference this post. Iconic lol

Is it weird that I want the holding cell flat? I wanna put my friends in there and give them puzzles to solve to be let out 🥰🫶

I would lock myself in there occasionally to write poetry or read Dostoevsky

This is where skyrim boyfriend lived

stop posting this kinda shit my vestigial fish brain wanna go home

*And support an artist struggling to get rent paid this month!

Suspended In A Moment Of Pure Delight, Aren't You Sweet

Midnight In the Lunar Garden

Giggles, I Give You My Hearts, Merrily We Go Along

Siren's Song

Spring Fling, On Fire, Can't Forget the Feelings

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"No climate justice on occupied land"

They switched up from golf clapping to police brutality real quick when she started talking about their racism.

Hi!! Wrist locks are incredible painful and pose high risk of damaging the wrist even between consenting sparring partners who can tap out at any time!

In Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, it is illegal to wrist lock anyone below blue belt and anyone in the juvenile division!

We need to be pissed about this

I'm begging you to turn the sound on

Spring.

Spring.

Spring.

Spring.

Spring.

Everytime this crosses my dash my eyes light up because I know my favourite part is coming. Spring. Spring. Spring. Spring. Spring.

@nightingale-memoir

Tumblr law: Always reblog the queen.

If you don’t have this on your blog at least once, get out.

A original meme.

WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN THE WHOLE MEME WHAT EVEN MY LIFE IS A LIE

The OG of memes.

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

Oh my god there was more