i hate how people use the word “partner” for gay people like no she’s my girlfriend we’re not fucking doing science projects together thank you bye

all i want is tattoos and to be hot as fuck

Things I want in the next 5 years

- a stable job that i love

- enough money to live comfortably and travel

- a fulfulling relationship

Claiming it.

susan is EVERYTHING

if i feel an emotion one more time im gonna snap

I wanna make out with a pretty girl suddenly

Me at any given moment to the point where it isn’t even sudden anymore.

sex is cool and all, but have you ever made a girl laugh by telling a stupid joke, and she just smiles and looks at you, like really looks at you, and for a moment everything just stops and you feel weightless? it’s amazing

If your girl is about to cum...

You supposed to hold her hands down & continue eating until you see her soul leave her body

Part of me is like “I want a strong woman to hold me and take care of me” and another part of me is like “I want to be a strong woman and hold and take care of a girl” and the great thing about lesbianism is that I can have both

Jennifer’s Body (2009) dir. Karyn Kusama

thought this was from mama mia at first

I can’t wait until money isn’t an issue.

Omg yes😩

Financial freedom🙏🏽😣🙌🏽

Reblog for financial freedom

Me around gays and girls: dirty joaks

Me around straight men: no I do not know what sex is, and I am not interested in knowing. Also, if you mention it I am calling the police

from the bottom of my heart, please know, that i’d appreciate being slammed against a wall with your hand down my pants and your breath against my neck saying that I am yours and only yours

My body is my temple. Ancient and crumbling. Probably cursed and haunted.

ugh she’s straight, alexa play sleepover by hayley kiyoko