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a son of pyke, of the islands

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theon greyjoy, reek. prince of fools. theon turncloak. the squid prince. weak. lord of the iron islands. theon kinslayer. freak. prince of winterfell. reek. reek. reek.
a theon greyjoy rp blog
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Terrible Choices

"I can't believe you just did that."
"You're going to do WHAT?!"
"Let me count the ways that this is a bad idea..."
"Please tell me you're joking."
"You are going to have a LOT of explaining to do over this one."
"You can make all the excuses all you want, but you really fucked up this time."
"So... I did something that might have been a terrible idea..."
"Do you think we could just forget last night?"
"I'm not sure what happened, but I have a feeling I know who was behind it."
"You know that little voice inside your head that tells you not to do the thing? Listen to it next time."
"You're not a teenager anymore. Stop acting like it."
"What's the worst that could happen from all this?"
"Do not talk to me again."
"It really wasn't THAT bad a decision, was it?"
"Yeah. Okay. I screwed up. Now what do I do about it?"
"Don't try to pin this all on me. WE did this. You were involved."
"You don't have that little voice that tells you when something's a bad idea, do you?"
[text] What happened? Everything's a blur.
"Please, please tell me what I did wrong."
"That was just a giant clusterfuck, wasn't it?"
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TEXT MEMES (SOME NSFW).

  • [text]: did you enjoy the pics? ;)
  • [text]: send me pictures
  • [text]: where are you? why aren’t you back yet?
  • [text]: I SWEAR TO GOD I’M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU
  • [text]: i dont know if this is what i want anymore
  • [wrong number text]: (muse name) has gone out for the night, i’m all alone ;)
  • [wrong number text]: i just don’t know if i love them anymore
  • [wrong number text]: can we forget about last night? don’t tell (muse name) please!
  • [wrong number text]: i fucked her/him aha ;-) told (muse name) it was just a drunk kiss tho
  • [text]: i love you so fucking much
  • [text]: i hate you
  • [drunk text]: UR SUCH A BITCH I H9 U 
  • [text]: i cannot stop thinking about you
  • [text]: i need you. now.
  • [text]: please respond. im so worried about you
  • [text]: last night was so GOOD
  • [text]: what are you wearing? ;)
  • [text]: is he bigger than me?
  • [text]: did you sleep with her ?!
  • [text]: you’re just a slut
  • [drunk text]: yOU’RE SO BEAUTIFUL !!>!
  • [drunk text]: dont tell (muse name) but theY ARE so hot
  • [drunk text]: im iss youu
  • [text]: bed or floor? ;-)
  • [text]: not to be desperate or anything but im currently home alone and on the verge of jerking myself off to pictures of you. would be better if it was the real you though !
  • [text]: i want you naked.
  • [text]: are you going to the party on saturday?
  • [text]: i want to show you how much i love you
  • [text]: do you hate me?
  • [text]: i’m so sorry
  • [text]: WAS THAT A SEXT
  • [text]: family dinner tomorrow night, and i’m prolly gonna finger you under the table..
  • [text]: I just bought new underwear for the sole purpose of you taking it off
  • [text]: netflix and chill? 
  • [drunk text]: lveae me alone for 29 minutes !!! jeezss
  • [text]: damn you looked so good today. kinda wanted to bend you over that table you were leaning on lol 
  • [text]: where are you i have something you need to fix (its a boner)
  • [text]: wtf is the notebook even about?? “if you’re a bird then i’m a bird” ? they’re both humans
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angstmemes

anger (management) starters

“You can’t just lose your temper like this every time you get a bit upset!” “Stop shouting or I won’t listen to a word you’re saying anymore!” “Calm down, right now! You’rs scaring me!” “Wow, no need to get your knickers in a twist, I was just asking!” “Shut up! Shut up! SHUT UP, you fucking BITCH!” “Okay, I know you’re angry, but try to breathe, alright? Sit down, let me help you…” “Whenever you behave like this, all I see is your father.” “Wow, down boy/girl!” “Let go of me! What on earth do you think you’re doing?! LET GO!” “What happened in here? What is this mess? Did you do this?” “Now don’t get angry, but there are a few things we need to talk about.” “You’re making excuses for hitting me in the face? You’re making excuses?! Do you know what I need to hear right now? An APOLOGY.” “Get away from me!” “You’re going to wake the whole neighbourhood if you keep this up!” “I don’t know why I ever gave you a chance! The only thing you know how to do is fuck up!” “Keep your voice down! People are starting to stare.” “I’ll let go when you look me in the eyes and dare to say that again!” “You broke my [OBJECT]! You knew that was precious to me!” “Go to bed, sober up and we’ll talk tomorrow.” “You’re telling ME to calm down?! YOU started this!” “You say the nastiest things when you’re angry, so yes, I’m walking away from you now.” “I can’t reason with you when you shout like that.” “STOP. FUCKING. SHOUTING!” “Ow! Get your hands off me! You’re hurting me!” “If you open that mouth to say something I don’t want to hear ONE more time, you’re out, do you fucking understand?” “Just LET me get angry! I always need to keep everything inside, but I can’t do that anymore!” “I’m going to call the police. You’re scaring me.” “What the fuck do you think you’re doing? You’re NOT going to call the police on me!” “What are you going to do? Hit me again?” “You can’t demand everything from everyone around you. Everyone else has a life that doesn’t revolve around you. When will you get that into your skull?!” “You’re not a kid anymore, so stop acting like one.”

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The Office sentence meme

  • ❝ I’m going to make this way harder than it needs to be. ❞
  • ❝ Who says exactly what they’re thinking? What kind of game is that? ❞
  • ❝ Speaking of funerals… why don’t you go ahead and die? ❞
  • ❝ You took a life here today. You did. The life of the party. ❞
  • ❝ Please don’t throw garbage at me. ❞
  • ❝ Well, well, well… how the turn tables. ❞
  • ❝ Just Do It. You were the “it” that I was just doing. ❞
  • ❝ Decent people everywhere will get offended. ❞
  • ❝ I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good. ❞
  • ❝ Who am I? I’m [name], the business bitch. ❞
  • ❝ Oh, speaking of time machines… I just got back from the future and I went to your funeral, and guess what? Nobody came. ❞
  • ❝ I never smile if I can help it. ❞
  • ❝ This is a dream I’ve been having since lunch, and I am not giving up on it now. ❞
  • ❝ If you pray enough, you can change yourself into a cat person. ❞
  • ❝ Occasionally, I will hit someone with my car. So sue me. ❞
  • ❝ I really enjoy being judged. ❞
  • ❝ Friends joke with one another. ‘Hey, you’re poor.’ ‘Hey, your momma’s dead.’ That’s what friends do. ❞
  • ❝ I don’t talk trash, I talk smack. They’re totally different. ❞
  • ❝ They’re trying to make me an escape goat. ❞
  • ❝ If I don’t have some cake soon I might die. ❞
  • ❝ Your mom, you gay nerd! ❞
  • ❝ I don’t want to blame anyone in particular… I think everyone’s to blame. ❞
  • ❝ Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it’s not like this compulsive need to be liked. Like my need to be praised. ❞
  • ❝ Is this a video conference you’re having with… “Drake” featuring “Swizz Beatz”? ❞
  • ❝ Should have burned this place down when I had the chance. ❞
  • ❝ Nobody does anything for me anymore unless I threaten to kill myself. ❞
  • ❝ So everyone here knows pirate code? ❞
  • ❝ Your internet searches were so filthy we had to throw out your computer. ❞
  • ❝ I have the worst attitude of anyone here. ❞
  • ❝ And I knew exactly what to do, but in a much more real sense I had no idea what to do.  ❞
  • ❝ What is so stupid about wanting to name a baby Usher? ❞
  • ❝ I have a lot of questions. Number one: how dare you?! ❞
  • ❝ You’re always saying there’s something wrong with society, but maybe it’s something wrong with you. ❞
  • ❝ I talk a lot, so I’ve learned to just tune myself out. ❞
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A playlist for every adventurer who knows they are destined to meet their end in a watery grave or at the end of a noose.

Songs for when there’s salt in the air and wind in your hair …and songs for when you find yourself in a cold jail cell making a deal with the devil.

“If I should die out here at sea would anyone be mourning me? or would I leave this world unknown? salt for salt and bone for bone”

listen (x)

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game of thrones ►season 6 prompts  (part 1)

a good helping of (slightly edited) quotes from season 6 episodes 1-5 of game of thrones for you to use as starter sentences!
  • “And now it begins.”
  • “I need you by my side.”
  • ‘We all fail sometimes.”
  • “You will not receive a better offer.”
  • “The time has come to join the fight.”
  • “Move your ass.”
  • “You can always trust me.”  
  • “I have nothing to confess.”
  • “It’s beautiful beneath the sea, but if you stay too long you’ll drown.”
  • “That’s your problem, not mine.”
  • “Stop crying and look at me.”
  • “You can’t make me leave.”
  • “Is there a cure?”
  • “You can’t protect me, so I don’t need you anymore.”
  • “I risked everything for you, and you betrayed me.”
  • “He’s gone.”
  • “How do you like your eggs?”
  • “You’re family. I don’t want to hurt you.”
  • “You shouldn’t be here.”
  • “Do you remember the first time you saw a dead body?”
  • “Next time I have an idea like that, punch me in the face.”
  • “Isn’t it frustrating to want someone who doesn’t want you back?”
  • “I love you. I’ll always love you.”
  • “Many will die no matter what we do. Better them than us.”
  • “I wish I could change everything.”
  • “Do not betray me.”
  • “You’re a greedy bitch, you know that?”
  • “Welcome home.”
  • “There’s so much good in all of us.”
  • “Don’t go, you idiot.”
  • “I’m tired of fighting.”
  • “Yes, it’s in the past. But that doesn’t mean I’ve forgotten.”
  • “We need each other right now.”
  • “I made a horrible mistake.”
  • “Knowledge has made you powerful, but there is still so much you don’t know.”
  • “Everyone is what they are for a reason.”
  • “I should have been born a king.”
  • “That cannot happen. That will not happen.”
  • “You’re paler than milk.”
  • “We make peace with our enemies, not our friends.”
  • “What is dead may never die.”
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violettemcon

game of thrones ►season 6 prompts  (part 1)

a good helping of (slightly edited) quotes from season 6 episodes 1-5 of game of thrones for you to use as starter sentences!
  • “And now it begins.”
  • “I need you by my side.”
  • ‘We all fail sometimes.”
  • “You will not receive a better offer.”
  • “The time has come to join the fight.”
  • “Move your ass.”
  • “You can always trust me.”  
  • “I have nothing to confess.”
  • “It’s beautiful beneath the sea, but if you stay too long you’ll drown.”
  • “That’s your problem, not mine.”
  • “Stop crying and look at me.”
  • “You can’t make me leave.”
  • “Is there a cure?”
  • “You can’t protect me, so I don’t need you anymore.”
  • “I risked everything for you, and you betrayed me.”
  • “He’s gone.”
  • “How do you like your eggs?”
  • “You’re family. I don’t want to hurt you.”
  • “You shouldn’t be here.”
  • “Do you remember the first time you saw a dead body?”
  • “Next time I have an idea like that, punch me in the face.”
  • “Isn’t it frustrating to want someone who doesn’t want you back?”
  • “I love you. I’ll always love you.”
  • “Many will die no matter what we do. Better them than us.”
  • “I wish I could change everything.”
  • “Do not betray me.”
  • “You’re a greedy bitch, you know that?”
  • “Welcome home.”
  • “There’s so much good in all of us.”
  • “Don’t go, you idiot.”
  • “I’m tired of fighting.”
  • “Yes, it’s in the past. But that doesn’t mean I’ve forgotten.”
  • “We need each other right now.”
  • “I made a horrible mistake.”
  • “Knowledge has made you powerful, but there is still so much you don’t know.”
  • “Everyone is what they are for a reason.”
  • “I should have been born a king.”
  • “That cannot happen. That will not happen.”
  • “You’re paler than milk.”
  • “We make peace with our enemies, not our friends.”
  • “What is dead may never die.”
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