dude/babe it’s the same thing

it should be a law that if it’s raining and you wake up feeling comfy in bed you shouldn’t have to answer to any of your obligations

[Image description: a tweet by LeanWDaFanta, which reads, "Visiting my blocked list 2 see how the inmates r doing." End image description]

It's about the Vindication and the Power Fantasy

Okay but true

can you imagine tumblr when the queen dies. its gonna be like superhell night.

We´re all going to use this meme right?

like to reblog charge to cast!!!

been incapable of not thinking about this all day

people in the notes telling me this is sooo fucked up and evil and mean etc etc like okay yes obviously but like if we're being serious

1. what idiot is online while tripping anyway. rule #1 put your phone away you literally can't control anything you're going to see and why waste a trip freaking out because your mom just happened to start calling your phone or you saw a picture of a frog you didn't like 2.

NIGHTMARE

NIGHTMARE

NIGHTMARE

what idiot is online while tripping anyway.

Uh what else am I supposed to do exactly?

You could check out this cool picture of a frog

Get this shit out of my fucking face LIKE WHAT IS THIS?????

RIP groupchats this was a once in a lifetime experience </3

Okay the WEIRDEST THING is going going down right now

So some guy in Michigan in the US has just found a letter in his grandmother’s house; it seems to be a pen pal letter from 1973ish, and it’s from a young Welsh girl. In it, she lists:

So this American dude decides to take a photo, whack it on Twitter and ask the only Welsh person he knows if there’s any way to track this Welsh girl down, because you know, ALL WELSH PEOPLE KNOW EACH OTHER, OBVIOUSLY

Except

I am furious to report that it has worked

Welsh person he tags doesn’t know, but takes up the challenge. Someone reckons the Catrin might be a woman who translated a hymn book once, and checks the foreword to see that the dates and ages do seem to be about right. Someone else suddenly has a brainwave - wait, isn’t she the mother of Steff, the comedian?

My husband gets tagged, takes one look at this letter, and is like “That is 1000% my aunt.”

So now it’s 20 to midnight, Steff’s aunt has obviously not yet seen the excited message to put Twitter out of their misery, and my mother-in-law is currently on the phone gleefully telling us that when that letter was written her sister had never sat on a horse in her life before, and she’d lied to an American pen pal for clout before the internet even existed.

I still haven’t recovered from this

ALAKWNSJAKWNALAKSKSKSMN RIGHT UNDER THIS I GOT AN AD FOR A ANIMAL HOSPITAL OSOWJWJSJDJDNDJDJDJ

i’m so strong and brave for being a woman in her twenties

the thing is, i think horror needs to have a little love. it needs to have an obsession. does the parasite in your body love you? it raises you from the dead, it sustains you. this is its body. this is your body. does the haunted house feel intruded upon? is it hungry? what is hatred but adoration?

this got a lot more attention than ithought it would. anyways this was prompted by me rewatching a danny phantom amv for avril lavignes "what the hell." i just thought all you people tagging this as writing inspo should know that.

Oh god I love songs so much. thank fuck we get to have songs