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YOU'RE AT THE PARTY

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hallow, 22, it/they. professional evil space station ai i rarely tag stuff on here be warned
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hi, i would like to draw your blorbos, please. If they're from non-official media (EX: undertale yellow, ts underswap, aus) please add what they're from to your request! ko/fi is https://ko-fi. com/galacticcrow put your tumblr username or whatever name you'd want the note to be posted with when you send payment

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prokopetz

I thinks folks expressing incredulity at the quality of the writing and composition in Calvin and Hobbes are often missing the context that Bill Watterson is arguably the most influential sequential artist of his generation. Like, this is a guy who once told the editors of nationally syndicated newspapers to go fuck themselves when they wanted to mess with his panel layouts, and not only did he keep his job, he got his way. He could have had literally any gig he wanted, and he chose to be the Sunday funnies guy because that's what made him happy. He's basically the Weird Al of sequential art.

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earlgraytay

Not only that, but he refused to take any licensing deals (which is where most of the money in ~Sunday Funnies~ comes from- why do you think they slap Garfield on everything that holds still long enough?).

Any Calvin and Hobbes merch you see is unauthorized/a bootleg/a fan creation. Yes, including those Pissing Calvin stickers that were everywhere for a while.

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Abilitydex: Shed Skin

Effect: If the user is suffering from a status condition, they have a 33% chance of shedding their skin to heal that status condition.

Common users: Some Scrafty, Arbok and Sandaconda variants.

Competitive usage: A surprisingly good ability, Shed Skin gives the user a semi-reliable immunity to status, allowing them to set up stat boosts or use Rest without much consequence.

Of course, it’s not perfectly reliable, as that 33% chance could theoretically never happen. When paired with Rest though, they can heal themselves fully, and wake up after two turns even if Shed Skin doesn’t activate, mitigating any shortcomings.

Sure, it’s nothing exciting, and if anything a little gross, but Shed Skin goes a long way for a lot of very long Pokemon.

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hello fandom enjoyer can you explain to me why youve decided the caring and generally kind-hearted male character is a trans man. answer quickly and dont include "because of the vibes" or else the saw trap goes off

hello fandom enjoyer can you explain to me why youve decided the rude and generally snobby female character is a lesbian. answer quickly and dont mention her cruelty towards men as your only basis or else the saw trap goes off

hello fandom enjoyer can you explain to me why youve decided the only female member of the main cast doesn't matter as much as the other male characters. answer quickly and dont include "because shes not relevant" or else the saw trap goes off

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It’s extremely funny to me that unlocking Akechi and Joker’s Showtime is story-based. It’s mandatory.

You know whose isn’t? Sumire’s.

Atlus hyped her up for the release of Royal as this cute new confidant/thief/romance option and her Showtime can be missed completely. You know how I know that? I didn’t unlock it! I didn’t know it existed until someone told me!

It’s even funnier to me if you let her down once she confesses to you. “Sorry, not interested, but I am going to go do intricate rituals with Akechi, bye.”

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daco-showman

crazy that Walt Disney just wanted to draw a rat and monopolise media corporations but now they spawned some neo pagan consumerist religion where they have to train staff specifically to detect and remove human ashes that are covertly spread in their parks

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serenaoculis

funny post but like. he didn't just want to draw a rat and monopolise media corporations. he wanted to found an independent city-state led by the interests of corporations

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guardsbian

The section on "adultifying" the hatchling no longer includes the phrasing "Lolita-inspired fashion," and instead now specifies examples of inappropriate content; this includes both inappropriate clothing/accessories, and references to "inappropriate age-related tropes" which would "imply the imaged hatchling is a sexually mature dragon."

The section regarding injuries/scars has been changed to allow for scars on hatchlings, with the caveat that they will be under more scrutiny than adults. It is also specified that prostheses, mobility aids, and other disability aids do not violate this rule in.

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ironychan

TIL anyone who's going to overwinter in Antarctica has to have had their appendix out. Because removing an appendix that's not causing any trouble just as a precaution is way better than having one that's about to burst when you're on the ass-end of the planet with no way to be rushed to a hospital if shit gets real.

No, by the way, we absolutely did not think of this ahead of time. A dude named Leonid Rogozov got appendicitis in Antarctica. Fortunately, the expedition's doctor diagnosed him quickly and knew how to remove an appendix. Unfortunately, our man Leo was the expedition's doctor.

What did he do? Well, he set up a mirror, gave his belly a shot of novocaine, presumably told a colleague, "hold my vodka," and he removed his own fucking appendix. He survived.

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hmantegazzi

It might be obvious, but just for the sake of it: this measure only avoids the risk of having peritonitis while stranded in Antarctica, and no other emergency condition that requires surgery. It is done solely because it's one of the very few surgeries that can be made safely in advance of an illness.

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Greetings!

Lost in the forest the adventurers are entrapped by all the vegetation around them. They look around and see the multiple high points they could've positioned themselves on.

But no, they just had to follow the path laid before them ignoring any kind of terrain advantage they could've had.

Some of them swear under their breath, how could they've forgotten such a basic strategy?

Well, they're about to re-learn that lesson for some hurried steps are heard above them. Will they be able to get the upper hand in this next encounter?

You can see a preview of this map’s Patreon content by clicking here.

If you liked the map I’d be extremely thankful if you considered supporting me on my Patreon, rewards include higher resolution files, gridless versions, alternate versions, line versions, PSDs and more. Thank you!

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aquapede

pmd ocs inspired by the mantine sprite in eos having a little remoraid clinging to it--i imagined they were they were their own exploration team who were struggling to make it on their own so they decided to join a more popular team (the hero's) to establish themselves more :]

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