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dating an identical twin scares me bc what if i get them confused

i read a book once where this girl was romantically involved with this guy who had a twin and they would punk her all the time and be like which one is your boyfriend you have to kiss the right one and then it turned out one of them was evil and trapped her in a dungeon with a bunch of rats or some shit

but that’s like, worst case scenario

I don’t care if it’s 1 A.M. I don’t consider it “tomorrow” until I wake up.

Must admit that one thing that changed the way I see fandom discourse is realizing that a lot of fandom is just… playing with dolls. We're playing with dolls. Shipping? Playing with dolls. AUs? Dolls. Darkfic? Dolls.

Lotta people very agitated about the other kids playing with dolls wrong.

MCU movies & tv shows as of Early May 2024*

FILMS

Phase 1 Films

Phase 2 Films

Phase 3 Films

Phase 4 Films

Phase 5 Films

SHOWS

Marvel Studios (disney+)

Phase 4 Shows & Specials

Phase 5 Shows

Marvel Television (abc, netflix, hulu, freeform)

Marvel One-Shots (direct-to-video movies)

*I personally haven't followed the MCU closely in years so I had to look through several Wikipedia articles to compile this list. I tried to make this list thorough, but if I missed anything let me know.

Seeing it all listed out like that really drives home just how many there are. Wow. That is so many.

I feel a little bad for their current marketing team, honestly. There's only so much you can do when you've reached that level of saturation. That's a lost cause and a half.

steve rogers on his 5th bowl @ 3:54 am on the balcony of avengers tower: guys did u k. did u kno they called her Peggy bec

natasha: what

steve: B. 😂😂😂BEcause She

tony with the straightest face: because she what steve

steve:

tony: why did they call her peggy steve

this remains the single best piece of Avengers fanfiction ever written

elias took numerous language courses. there was no proper reason for this - he hates travelling - he just finds it fun.

he loves duolingo.

@checkadii congrats, you're the heart and soul of the community, this is the best thing ive ever read, please marry me at your earliest convenience

Pallas Cats are absurd to me. This is a wild animal, not accustomed to humans, shouldn't interact with it unless I'm trained with these types of animals, all that jazz. But also they're so fucking cute and fluffy?? What do you mean I can't pet and hold one???

This just looks like the fluffiest house cat I've ever seen yet it's a wild animal that I shouldn't interact with. It's like bears but less deadly. Nature constantly taunts me.

Yaaaaas 😍

“Son, you best get t’steppin’ if’n y’don’t want this lil doggy.”

*aggressively brandishes gnoll who speaks like a rural Canadian*

i almost scrolled past this like a fool

sleepover<3

Centuripe, province in Enna, Sicily, Italy

This was tagged as butch bait, so I presume this is a jest post and I decided not to reblog directly from the original poster because of this. However butches and gender nonconforming women almost NEVER get shown as old in media, and our beautiful middle aged (and older!) butches never get to the public eye!

There is a future for butch and gnc women. We can grow old and be ourselves, without changing a thing. So I present to you pictures of older butch and gnc women!

what if you’re giving birth to twins and it’s the end of daylights savings day and the older twin was born first but the second twin travels back in time and is born an hour before the first twin, would that be fucked up or what.

This is like one of those riddle-of-the-Sphinx loopholes, like “I can only be defeated by a younger brother who is first born of his family” and this clown rolls up like “BUDDY, HAVE I GOT A STORY FOR YOU…” 

Macbeth ass

Steve Rogers text posts – skinny Steve edition