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TAKAHIROMIYASHITA The Soloist. A/W13 Skeleton Deerksin Leather Gloves

Dying star, Konstantin Korobov

i thought this was the front side of the tshirt at first and it became x100 funnier

This wouldn't happen to me if i were a huge dragon

yet another imposible beauty standart for women U_U

reblog to give the person you reblogged from the strength to complete The Task™

sketch practice that got out of hand lol

it's actually really embarrassing how you're trying to flee my haunted castle right now

someone help me with the next lyric

in the window

of a bass pro shop (til she drop)

that pussy poppin (pop pop)

caviar quality

my sturgeon be turgid while yours itty bitty

i get bitches hotter than underwater volcanic activity

halibut and flounder

your wife, imma pound her

im in wenches' deep trenches

you cant compete

call me a bottom feeder the way that i eat

gouache falin

Brother Gregor never spoke and often spooked the neophytes with his appearance, but he was a gentle soul and a phenomenal cook and knew more ways to prepare a fish than the abbot knew hymns