"what that mouth do" gnaw and chew and munch and nibble and chomp and bite u

also eat insane amounts of pasta

Az, Nesta and Cassian - A Court of Thorns and Roses

Artist: @/pele.dixma

Tell me this isn’t Azriel, Cassian and Y/N when the slow burn is *finally* over in Dead by Dawn. @azsazz

laptop: PLEASE place me on a hard surface that does not obstruct my cooling fan I am begging you

me: shut up we are going to snuggle in bed :)

speaking of which, i hope all of my mutuals know that you can go on down to the hardware store and just buy a big ol bag of dried blood

Forbidden nesquik 

Hello friends! Just a quick reminder that blood meal is dried, flash frozen blood with a high nitrogen content and added iron! If ingested it can cause iron toxicity, vomiting, pancreatitis and other various gastrointestinal distress. 

IT IS NOT SAFE FOR MAMMALS.

That being said, plants love it!

why in God’s name was it necessary for so many people to clarify that a dirty bag of blood from the gardening section isn’t safe to eat like what fucked up tumblr subculture has my shitpost reached

I think the main trouble I have is [freezes up and stares blankly into the distance for three hours]

men’s tits reblog if you are a true men’s tits lover

a girl must see her special little character at least once a day lest she get consumed by rage and start throwing rocks at people

I'm starting a collection. Idk what the aesthetic is. Blorbocore

he has the looks of a depressed english professor and the soul of a whore.

Tumblr announcing that they are unbanning nudity immediately after elon musk starts burning twitter to the ground is like pouring gasoline into an already open flame and then spitting on the ashes. The vindictive pettiness is so entertaining to watch--just outstanding

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye

You were bigger than the whole sky

Need help surviving this month

I am moving out of this awful house! It's a really long story but after a huge nervous breakdown and mental health crisis, I am moving out of this house into a large RV. Something stable and cheaper so I can get back on my feet. My cost of living is about to drop 900 dollars. No more 400 electric bills or 1200 dollar rent payments. That said I won't be moving out until the end of October/beginning of November and I need help surviving the rest of the month. A week or so ago I made this post asking for help with my electric bill and I raised about 175 dollars which went towards electric but I didn't raise enough to pay off my bill and get my power on. I entered into a prepaid plan with the Electric Company. Basically I pay ahead of time for electricity that I am going to use but half of whatever I add to my prepaid account goes to paying off the large balance I accrued. So I use 15 dollars of electricity per day so I have to put in 30 dollars a day to keep the power on. A church is going to help me with 300 dollars this week but I need to make it to Wednesday. So I need 160 to make it to Wednesday. I also need help paying my phone bill. Its 45 dollars. So in total I need to raise 205 dollars.

Paypal paypal.me/3dg3ydaddies

Cashapp $amethystpisces

I need 30 dollars so I have electricity tomorrow. Even if you cant donate exactly 30 dollars literally anything helps. Please.

I am four dollars over, I need 30 dollars, please.

there’s been a problem with her benefits and my best friend lost a huge part of her income and due to the increase of gas, food, electricity and rent prices she’s having a really difficult time and she can barely afford to get week by week. also winter is coming and she won’t be getting her income back any time soon, she’ll be in the same situation, if not worse.

she’d be extremely grateful if you could reblog this post and and send her money here (p*ypal) thank you so much !! 🤍 any amount will be very a appreciated.

Today’s problem

what do chairs for dragons look like.

big comfy piles of pillows

Well, that don’t work in the scene I’m doing it’s too cute not to draw.

DAWWW SO CUTE :>

they use human chairs but really badly

same

Wait elongated chairs y’all. Eight chair legs instead of one, they can lie down majestically and put their chins on the table like they were always meant to.

@basiliskfree

I’m not sure if this is silly or a good idea lol

it’s not polite!

you’re a dragon manners mean jackshit nothing

excuse you dragons are pillars of nobility and composure

you’re a dragon. who’s gonna stop you? hmm? the dragon politeness upkeep taskforce?

I mean other dragons are really the only thing a dragon fears

Date a dragon who uses big comfy piles of pillows as chairs 

Date a dragon who tries to use chairs for humans but has trouble 

Date a dragon who uses elongated chairs made just for dragons 

Date a dragon who is a pillar of nobility and composure 

Date a dragon who rests their chin on the table 

I love this post way too much not to reblog it.

AaaaAAAAAAAAAA

The cutest damn things Ive ever seen

@basiliskfree @noivern a solution: giant beanbag chairs

Draw that in a separate post also these

I just lay on the floor. Maybe with something soft under me.

Just… Idk Try

If I don’t reblog the dragon chair post, assume I’m dead.

Wow

“with eight legs instead of one”

Artwork by Aalma do Luar (Aalma's Artville)

I found you, and then I lost you.