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Head of the Ministry of Silly Walks

@minister-of-silly-walks / minister-of-silly-walks.tumblr.com

Inquisitive Plot Bunny Breeder. I am a fan of things of many varieties and I will find them all on here somewhere. I hope. With Tumblr becoming a Legacy project, Ill be here till the bitter end but DM me if youd like to stay in touch on the other social media sites. Here, Queer, and theres nothin you can do about it. You dont have to like the word but you damn well cant tell me not to use it.
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natalieironside
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rox-and-prose

If we are friends and you are out somewhere and you see some horrible novelty food and you're like who would eat this the answer is me. I will. Buy that food and bring it to me. I'm a horrible gremlin who will be too curious not to find out firsthand what mustard flavored licorice tastes like. Bring me the horrible food.

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only-mostlydead

*sigh*

Is this because I didn’t buy you the ranch flavored cotton candy?

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rox-and-prose
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gallusrostromegalus
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sadclowncentral

the city where we live doesn't allow public barbecues so my brother fucking welded a grill to a handcart and now hosts "chill and grill sessions" where he sends all his friends his live location so they can hunt him down on their bikes with sausages in their backpacks while he carts it around evading the police like some sort of barbecue vigilante, grilling on the run. i have never been prouder of him

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tiamatisobscure
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tomthefanboy

Shoutout to @grimreapersprint​ for actually exploring/explaining each of these in our discord! Here are her findings:

  • Forest Synth - Legit 
  • Dirtstep - technically yes, and it sounds exactly like what you would expect 
  • Grassgaze - I found one song and it’s strangely ominous 
  • Leprechrust - No, which honestly surprises me 
  • Flowerviolence - real and sounds like crap 
  • Shroom N’ Bass- This is just Hardbass with extra steps 
  • Mushroom House - Legit 
  • Moss Rock - sounds kind of like older bluegrass listened to from a distant cavern except extremely loud 
  • Shiny Rock - Sounds like if you gave a Nirvana cover band a fistful of molly and shrooms 
  • Garden Core - Sufjan Stevens on a near-lethal dose of Xanax 
  • Cavern Core - Sounds like cookie monster started a garage band in an abandoned aircraft hanger 
  • Treewave - The one song I found sounds like getting a severe concussion in the middle of a house track 
  • Birdsong - gentle chirping backed by a hurdy-gurdy the size of a volkswagen beetle 
  • Whistle Choir - Unable to disambiguate 
  • Subterranean Folk - yes if you count underground folk, which absolutely sounds like gnome music 
  • Dark Underground - this sounds what executive dysfunction feels like 
  • Deep Underground - Hardbass with fewer steps OR chugging an entire bottle of cough syrup and then trying to pull off a jazz drum solo while someone plays a keytar in the background 
  • Darkdeep - No 
  • Earth Metal - Just because you CAN daisy-chain three distortion pedals together doesn’t mean that you SHOULD. 
  • Star Metal - This is actually kind of a complicated subject and beyond the scope of this review 
  • Rootbop - no, which is a shame 
  • Meadowpunk - found one song about bitching about condos 
  • Solarpunk - Noting the above exception, most “-punk” musics are different genres with songs about/atmospherically designed to fit the aesthetic of what is more of a social/visual aesthetic 
  •  Moonpunk - See above, but if it existed it would sound like rockabilly 
  •  Hill N’ Roll - No 
  •  Stump Stomp -No, which is kind of a shame, really 
  •  Woodwind - literally a category of instruments
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callmebliss

I really want a playlist populated by all this

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