Everyone's all "i'll fuck your dad" until they realize that means they'd have to fuck someone over 40. and those people are weak.
Glad you liked this one dad-pegger
basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up. and also really bad at going to sleep
Church of Whale Fall
He’s wet. He’s pathetic. He has brown eyes. He’s close. He’s doing his best, but it’s not great. I didn’t say his name, but you thought of him.
*parks horribly in front of your house* i love you so much
i am a being capable of immeasurable love and whimsy
you should be able to say “fuck if i know” to customers
I’m done w diagnoses there’s nothing wrong w me. I’m just a bit peculiar and eccentric
I have to admit i find myself agreeing with mario sometimes
When he do this. Yes i do this too