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chris is a god. pj is an angel. dan is a pretty princess. phil is a sassy ray of sunshine.
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oddity-txt

So I found this caterpillar on my way to class

We’re bros

I named him chicken nugget

Aaaa he’s turning a duller color… I hope he’s alright

So apparently chicken nugget is a spicebush swallowtail and they turn yellow before they pupate. He was making little silk things everywhere Bruh this caterpie is going to evolve to metapod today my boy isn’t messing around

update hes entirely yellow now

i made him a tube room

hes crawlin all over the place checking it out

its happening

False alarm he moved a bit This guy

??? caterpie doesnt evolve into kakuna

whats he doing

its happening part 2 For Real This Time

chicken nugget using those advanced tactics balancing my man doesnt do anything halfway

i put on some tunez for him so he can get into the metamorphazone

sorry for keeping you all in suspense but chicken nugget is doing fine and he has a cool hat now

hes been chillin like this for a couple days 

hes been in cocoon for 10 days now 🎉🐛🎉

let me know how he’s doing soon

HES BUSTIN OUT

im going to sleep, chicken nugget is snoozin and ill check up on him as soon as i wake up

hope he doesnt party too hard 

🐛 💤 💤

hes gone goth hes in his emoteen stage

CHICKEN NUGGET IS A CHICKEN WING NOW BABY WE HAVE LIFTOFF!!!!!

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Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

ask-omnipony:
I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean it’s a goddamn hat.
Right..?
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…
Nothing ventured, nothing gained…
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…
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jamesbleach

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

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usedtobehmc

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

This post is immaculate

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

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strampunch

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

LOL

This just gets better and better

This is one of my favourite things to look at

holy shit this stuff is back

The Gravity Falls one though

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

IT GOT BETTER

nukewolf

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

HOLY SHIT ITS BACK

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ash you stupid piece of shit r u fucking dumb u got fucking pikachu in the god damn water this nigga is made of thunderbolts n lightening and yo dumb ass really gone put him in the water like is u serious my nigga like have you never been to school before like what if pikachu get mad or something like then what bruh then yo dumb ass gone be dead see this why yo ass aint pokemon master right now smh u a dumb nigga for real ngl 

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When You’re on Your Period

PJ: Soon after you and PJ started dating, he realized the best way to get you to ignore pain is by distracting you. When you start to complain about cramps he’ll rush and get his guitar and play your favorite songs. Other times he’ll ask if you want to watch a film. You two always answer simultaneously that you should watch your favorite movie. You two both know it by heart because you watch it so often and try to make each other laugh by quoting it with ridiculous voices for the characters. These make you totally forget about the pain and you often end up laughing through the night with him.

Dan: “It hurts.” You groaned, you were laying on the couch, your head in Dan’s lap. “What can I do, Y/N? Do you want chocolate or something?” Your head shot up at the mention of the word ‘chocolate.’ “I’ll take that as a ‘yes,’” Dan said as he lifted your head so he could get up off of the couch. A half hour later, Dan returned with a whole pack of chocolate bars which you happily munched on for the rest of the evening.

Phil: One night you realized you forgot to buy a new box of tampons and you had already started your period. You immediately texted Phil because you trusted him. You asked him if he could pick you up a box of tampons from the store. He kept calling from the store asking if he was getting the right pads. “So, um Y/N, which brand do you like? “Any one works, Phil.” “Okay, but apparently they have different sizes? Should I just get a variety pack?” He eventually makes his way to your apartment and is your hero when he gives you the box.

Chris: Chris grew up with a sister so he knows how to help when you get your period. He often carries an extra pad and tampon when you two go out and will alter plans so you can feel more comfortable. He’ll also get you your favorite comfort food whenever possible while you’re on your period. He’s there when you need him, but he knows you like to be alone sometimes on your period and will give you space.

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aliens-bro

3 things girls should never do to other girls

- Say you don’t have a tampon/pad if you do, help the girl out for crist sake.

- Deny you know where ur clothes came from when a girl compliments them & asks.

- Rip eachother down for their size, sexuality, colour, race or wither they were actually born a girl or not, its how they identify so respect that.

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Why r people saying they hope Chris will be ok? What happened to our angel?

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