fun fact: a Zamboni leaking transmission fluid looks a lot like a hit and run crime scene

WHERE´S FRANCIS

Today a 16 year old boy was brought into the clinic by his aunt to ‘have the talk’ because his school didn’t teach sex ED and his mother wouldn’t talk to him about sex.

She spent 40 bucks so he could get tested for the first time.

I spent an hour talking to this young boy about sex. I got to have the sex talk with him. I showed him how to properly use a condom and protect himself and his partners. We talked about STDs and pregnancy prevention. We even talked about pubic grooming and ways to avoid razor burn. This poor boy has never had someone talk to him about anything related to the changes his body is going through.

And then we spent 20 minutes talking about consent and how important it is.

Growing up I never, ever had someone talk to me about consent and its importance. I even had sex ED in school!

This shit is important ya’ll.

Planned Parenthood is important

It is the parents’ duty to have “the talk” with their kids, not a government funded organization that murders babies.

First of all fucktruck: I am not a government employee. My wages are not paid by the government.

Second: zero babies have ever been murdered in a planned parenthood.

I didn’t say a god damn word about abortion but you had to get your fucking tighty whiteys in a bunch because an organization that you know nothing about is doing good things for millions of people and you hate it.

Shut your face up about shit you don’t understand you fucking dump truck.

Abortion is murder, just because they’re in the womb doesn’t change the fact you’re killing an innocent human being.

As I said, it’s not a faceless organization’s job to provide sex ed while simultaneously killing unborn children.

Listen up kiddo:

Abortion isn’t murder. Murder is illegal. Abortion is not illegal. IE abortion is not murder.

As i said (and we’ll go with what i said as not total bullshit because it’s obvious you have absolutely no real knowledge when it comes to sex or reproduction and i think we can thank your parents for that) this young man had a single mother that didn’t feel comfortable talking to him about sex. So i did it. I provided medically accurate and up to date information unlike so many parents today.

And by the way, planned parenthood isn’t some shadowy faceless organization.

For example, this is my face. The face i made while reading your stupid ass response.

Get em, Damien

Not that abortion has anything to do with your organization, but it is murder. At just two weeks the baby in the womb can feel the pain of a pin prick, and recoil. Abortion is the murder of an unborn baby. It doesn’t matter if it’s at two weeks, or if it’s seven months along. It’s still murder. It’s murdering a child. It means that that child will never have the chance to grow up, go to school, fall in love, get married, have children of there own, have a job, and so many other things.

Hi, this is damien, the OP and you can literally suck the shit out of my asshole if you think anything you just said is even remotely scientifically accurate.

At two weeks of development it’s barely even considered a pregnancy. It has no muscles, it has no brain, it is literally a clump of cells. And I’m talking like… only a few cells. In some cases it may not have even come out of the Fallopian tube. Since your knowledge of reproductive health seems to be about as developed as this other fuck truck: the Fallopian tube is the tube that connects the uterus to the ovary in which the egg travels to become fertilized.

And on top of how monumentally stupid you sound, you’re also carelessly ignoring the pregnant person. Who may be 12 or 13 years old. Why doesn’t that person get to be a teenager and have a life? Why doesn’t that person get to make their own choices?

How about you keep your shitty ass opinions to yourself.

“Suck the shit out of my asshole”.

Yes. Yes. More.

Plus also, fuck YES consent education. Consent education should be a focus in schools, how to make sure the person you’re with genuinely wants this and isn’t just doing it out of a sense of pressure and obligation. And also so that the person knows THEY can say no, any time, even if you initiated, doesn’t matter. It’s never too late to say no.

Meet Damien ~ modern day hero

I love Damien 💕

We all love Damien.

who needs swag when you have class

…ical music

I THINK I LOST A FOLLOWER FOR THIS

THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE AGAINST CLASSICAL MUSIC I’LL RAM MY TROMBONE SO FAR UP YOUR HOOHAH WHEN SOMEONE EATS YOU OUT THEY’LL BE ABLE TO PLAY THE SOLO FROM SIBELIUS’S SYMPHONY IN C

You had one job, me!

Roses are red, anime is gory

Wow, good job Rory

Eleanor Roosevelt and Lyudmila Pavlichenko.    Lyudmila Pavlichenko was a Soviet sniper credited with 309 kills, she is regarded as the most successful female sniper in history. She visited with President Franklin Roosevelt, becoming the first Soviet citizen to be welcomed at the White House. Afterward, Eleanor Roosevelt asked Lyudmila to accompany her on a tour of the country and tell Americans of her experiences as a woman in combat. Pavlichenko was only 25, but she had been wounded four times in battle. ↳ more х,х,х | gifs from Battle for Sevastopol 2015 trailer.

this is her 

That movie is fucking amazing BTW and should be watched.

i saw this on imgur and well, even if something like this is going around on tumblr already it is important.

link to imgur post

Idk why you’d give a dog fruit but cool! Here’s some safety tips.

“Idk why you’d give a dog fruit” because dogs love fruit and it’s a 100% healthier alternative to baked treats

DOGS ARE ALLOWED TO EAT BLUEBERRIES!! THE SWR FANDOM IS IN UPROAR!! “PROTECT THE BLUEBERRY 2K15″ BECOMES THE BATTLE CRY!!

Okay, but seriously:

Please Reblog, you might Save a Life.

Not just the life of a dog, but also the life of its human(s). Many people have therapy dogs. If they inadvertently lost their dogs because they do not know these facts, they might get into depression and that might not end well.

Time to throw apples in my pups mouth

remember

Please know that feeding your dogs grapes may not affect them right away. My dog died at 14, but she had some kidney issues on and off and we let her eat grapes before we knew they were bad for her.

So you might think oh my dog is fine, but the problems could come many years later as they age.

Also they can’t eat garlic or cinnamon.

Keep your puppers safe! @agent-thirtmeme you post a lot about puppers so I thought you might wanna see this too!

a weapon to surpass metal gear

do you want to try prime

Smacking a horse is the equivalent of looking god in the eye while you jack off and call him a heretic

question

what the actual, honest, genuine fuck does this mean

voices in my head boyf riends edition

joomlemy heeeer: of all the voices in my head the loudest one is mine squoop: but bro ure a loser jinglemy: loudest ONE IS MINE skeep: but ure not even dating christine bro jamlery: louDEST ONE IS MINE smap: but u havent kissed michae- jeepleremy: -LOUDEST ONE IS MINE!!1!1!1!!111! jankleremy: *cough* no homo *cough*

(via Show and Tell - Imgur)

I remember reading this a while back, I’m glad it’s made it’s way to my dash again

things like this are more important than 90% of tumblr

bye im crying

300 Followers Giveaway

Since I am four followers away from getting 300 followers, I’ve decided to host a giveaway to the link of my Google Drive folder with all of my bootlegs.

Rules

Bootlegs in the folder:

Audios:

Videos:

Things About the Folder/Giveaway

The giveaway will end June 30th at 5 PM EST - the winner will be announced sometime on July 1st, and they will be privately messaged with the link

(I may host another giveaway once I reach 500 so stay on the lookout)

300 Followers Giveaway

Since I am four followers away from getting 300 followers, I’ve decided to host a giveaway to the link of my Google Drive folder with all of my bootlegs.

Rules

Bootlegs in the folder:

Audios:

Videos:

Things About the Folder/Giveaway

The giveaway will end June 30th at 5 PM EST - the winner will be announced sometime on July 1st, and they will be privately messaged with the link

(I may host another giveaway once I reach 500 so stay on the lookout)

300 Followers Giveaway

Since I am four followers away from getting 300 followers, I’ve decided to host a giveaway to the link of my Google Drive folder with all of my bootlegs.

Rules

Bootlegs in the folder:

Audios:

Videos:

Things About the Folder/Giveaway

The giveaway will end June 30th at 5 PM EST - the winner will be announced sometime on July 1st, and they will be privately messaged with the link

(I may host another giveaway once I reach 500 so stay on the lookout)

dwayne johnson, paper, scissors

rich would literally fucking drop kick ram and kurt for even uttering any kind of slurs

this is something i can get behind