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Some Wine And Say What's Going On. Whatup My Dude?

@spookygrantaire / spookygrantaire.tumblr.com

Kaitlyn. 31, They/Them pronouns. Nonbinary mom; a mombinary if you will. Wannabe artist and writer. Formerly: lesmiserablememelovingfuck. AO3: VaultHuntress I write imagines sometimes. I do take requests if you have prompts for me. Fic Blog: jax-writes
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Feeling guilty for not trusting him when it’s not my fault I can’t trust him anymore has me so angry

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If anyone wants to be my friend, I got a switch! I’m playing animal crossing and I got among us I just haven’t touched it yet bc I’m shy 😂

Friend code is

SW-4496-1469-5688

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Don’t trust anyone kids. And I firmly mean anyone. Men ain’t shit.

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Learning you have a praise kink in the middle of sex bc your partner just randomly decides to try it out…..excuse the fuck out of me???

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@ my body, hey bud can we have some kind of consistency pls

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txttletale

news reporting on murders is always like ‘the victim was described by the people who knew them as polite and funny’ like yeah i fucking bet they did what else are they gonna say. breaking news local man stabbed 1000 times to death, grieving friends and family described the deceased to reporters as ‘a bit of a cunt’, ‘mean and bad’ and ‘just generally kind of annoying, you know?’

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I’ve been doing really good for the last few days but apparently today I needed to break again

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the new family drama i’m obsessed with has been the saga of my eight year old cousin trying to understand how our uncle is related to our grandpa and not our grandma. the answer is our grandpa cheated on her with a nurse and had our uncle, but NO ONE wants to explain cheating and adultery to an eight year old so they’ve just been telling him to ask someone else. so far it’s gone my mom -> me -> his mom -> his dad and he still is no closer to an answer. we are very quickly running low on knowledgeable adults and i cannot wait to see where he goes if that trail goes dry

my roommate weighs in on the issue

my mom brought up a good point, which is the fact that this kid is heavily religious. was named after a biblical figure and watches bible retellings for fun religious. in his mind he cannot physically comprehend how you can have a child with someone you are not married to, which is a very interesting addition to this case.

i should also add that, when the concept was first brought up to him, he went, “so was grandpa the one pregnant???” and i’m so obsessed with the fact that his brain considered mpreg before literally any other possible explanation

have i not suffered enough already. was it not enough for youtube shorts to cover me. must this be my eternal fate

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instantbee

On the one hand, not having a Speaker of the House is indicative of very serious issues in the American populace. It shows a divisive political dialogue and a country in crisis. The last two times this happened both preceded horrible periods of disruption in our country by about 10 years, the Great Depression and the Civil War. So it's not a great look and does make one nervous about what is coming down the pipe On the other hand it is genuinely so fucking funny

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