I'm NB now no longer he/him
A few days ago I was confused. I thought I was Poseidon.
The gods cannot blind me right now.
You may have learned from a recent post
On Twitter dot com that I am observed of all of my crimes
I have someone who's sitting at my table who just moaned seductively into my phone so it looks like I'm doing pretty good for life
Im still hot, by the way, if you were wondering.
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Tagged by: @omashu-official
what movies would you watch for the rest of your life?
- White chicks (since I was very little but w/o the d*ldo scene)
- Treasure Planet
- Into the spider-verse
- Aladdin (animated and live action)
- The little mermaid
There’s probably more but 🤷🏽♀️
Tagged by @bi-aaravos
- The Prince of Egypt
- How To Train Your Dragon
- Captain America: The Winter Soldier
- Into The Spider-verse
- Venom
- Tangled
- Brave
- The Muppets' Treasure Island
1. Chicken Little
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Harass the bots
🤩 but also 💙
I got a fan so quick? I mean, I don't blame you. It's because I'm CHARMING and CUTE and APPARENTLY CONCERNING.
So I miss having friends. I see people hanging out with each other irl and I realize I don't have that. I'm honestly so out there that most of my friends are unusual. I'm okay with that, but I don't have a group. Not one. And I feel very alone sometimes. It's like the people I can talk to and identify with are so scattered in the dark corners of my life that I can't actually find anyone to hold to.
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What do you think of me?
👀 I stalk you
🤔 I don't know why I follow you
🤩 I'm a fan of you
🤮 You make me sick
🙄Yo annoy me
🤓 You're really smart
😭You make me sad
💗I love your blog not you
💖I love you not your blog
💞 I love both your blog and your content
💔 I don't love your blog or you
🐦 I'm following you
🐤Were mutuals
🥀Were friends
🌸We don't talk
🕸️We've talked once
🍎We're on chats together
🍏We talk alot
🍻I want to talk to you
🍫Stop talking to me
🍭 Follow me?
☕ Un follow me
👶 I see you like a child
🧓I see you like a mum
💍I'm in love with you
🎶I like your music taste
🧲 I'm attracted to you
❗I don't know you
❤️ You deserve happiness
🧡I care about you
💛 I love seeing you on my dash
💚You sometimes like my stuff and I love you for it
💙 I'm concerned about you
💜You amaze me
🤎 I want to know you better
🖤 I admire you from afar
🤍 I have a crush on you
Stop reblogging this. No one gets questions. Especially not me from my viewers
I have just acquired STALE JETS PIZZA. The crust is GODLIKE and the BREAD IS DISAPPOINTINGLY GRAINY. Please SEND A REFUND JETS.
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Elephants but extremely gay
They're already extremely gay
Explain
Elephants but extremely gay
Legit okay where do I date boys tell me
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I'm always so confused when people follow me but they don't like the post they saw that made them follow me. Like, what did I do?
Where was the funny? At least tell me I'm gorgeous before you walk into my house and take a seat on my couch
@jesterjawed yes I was referring to you, fucko
I'm always so confused when people follow me but they don't like the post they saw that made them follow me. Like, what did I do?
Where was the funny? At least tell me I'm gorgeous before you walk into my house and take a seat on my couch