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Andraste's blazing hams on a pike...

@hurl-a-can / hurl-a-can.tumblr.com

Formerly heraldofWHO. Dragon Age blog (for the most part). OCs! OCs everywhere!  Partial to canon-divergent OCs, non-human Wardens and Quizzies, city elves, and Grey Wardens. Angst monster.
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(One day I will write a proper intro post. For now, this will have to do...) A blog mostly - but by no means exclusively - about Dragon Age and other BW games. (Other favourite topics include interactive fiction, Tolkien, Doctor Who, TTRPGs...and other nerdy things.) Side blogs: @theoldforbiddenplace - my art blog @f001onthehill - side blog for Cyberpunk 2077 and Shadowrun.

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This IS BEYOND unacceptable -FU to Doug Ford and ANY politician/public figure in the Ontario Legislature who agrees with this. A keffiyeh is a traditional scarf worn by many Arab people, and people in West Asian communities. It does represent/symbolize Palestinian resistance and solidarity (among many aspects, of course), but that's not a crime -and trying to censure someone's right to wear traditional garments because you'd rather pander to zionists (as this article notes, many wear religious wear every day in office), is the real issue here -this is discrimination. This is legislated discrimination and is hateful.

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chechula

One more drawing based on a stress-relief doodle from a work meeting. The death of Fingon. This scene is so terrible and emotional(at least makes me emotional) and once again, I couldn't find enough artwork that captures it. So I made one myself. Also here, I wanted to make light that looks like tree-branches ♥

I have to draw more scenes with balrogs, now when I found just a fine style for them. Maybe Fall of the Gondolin will be next ♡

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senso1954

this tiktok screenshot ruined my life i need to see the serbian pigeon movie so so badly but it doesn't exist it's so foul to make this bad of a point with something so cool and then take it away from me.

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deseretgear

Tiktok marvel fans really will be out here like "movie fan SHOCKED because i'd rather watch superhero movie #54 in blue and not a sensual 1987 french horror film about a man discovering his wife may not exist set in what is gradually revealed to be a space station" as if you're supposed to agree that superhero movie #54 is the clear winner in this comparison

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kirbymongerr

Love the idea of a story about a complex issue that's told from the perspective of something that cannot comprehend or care about the issue. The way the story would be sliced up and moments that a human would consider pointless would be focused on because the pigeon happened to be there would be hype as fuck

Ok FINE I made the movie poster of it

Mališa, otherwise known as Little One, is a pet pigeon owned by a conservative butler of the Austro-Hungarian aristocracy. She is loved, and she is pampered— until her owner is murdered in cold blood, and she is left to fend for herself in Sarajevo.

In the wilds of the city, she feeds from the poor, working nationalist radicals, and the vieux riches alike.

To Mališa, there are no ethical concerns. No politics. No burgeoning nationalism.

There are only hands that feed her, and hands that do not.

This is compelling. Consider me fucking compelled.

Final shot is the bird hearing, but not seeing, the sound of a .32 ACP pistol, and flying away in shock

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lilmaneater

"From the studio that brought you Goncharov...."

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gamebird

This sounds more compelling than Goncharov. Sign me up.

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tuherrus

lemminkäinen is a character in kalevala who, in order to win the hand of one of pohjola's daughters, is tasked to shoot the swan of tuoni

shooting the swan of tuoni brings doom to those who attempt it, and lemminkäinen even before attempting this is attacked by a man that shoots him into the tuoni river and eventually is described to be "shattered to pieces" by the son of tuoni who protects the river the swan resides in, which i always thought was a pretty gruesome visual....he's later put back together by his own mother, but there's already a famous painting about that part!

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hurl-a-can

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pitafish

I'm gonna link to the animations in case y'all either don't remember or have never heard of some of these.

A quick note: these were made in the 2000s. Comedy is subjective, there's some strong examples of dark and/or "lolz teh random" humor in these. Maybe some cultural blindness, too. That said, enjoy a time capsule of stuff made before/during the birth of Youtube, now hosted on Youtube.

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fleshwerks

KO-FI FOR THE FLESHWERKS, €8 per bust!

I'm taking monochrome quick bust sketch commissions for €8 per bust through Ko-fi [link], which allows for quick payment through PayPal. Once that's done, head on over to the google form at https://forms.gle/JxJY9rU7juJ7MAKW9, fill it up, and send. Feel free to notify me through DMs as well.

Slots are infinite for now, and turnover time's guaranteed to be no more than 5 days since payment.

Feed the Flesh to get the Werks, let's go! ---

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mapsontheweb

The most popular browsers in different countries in 2012 and 2022.

Nope! When Chrome first came to popularity, people switched over to it cause it was “faster” (turns out, it just eats through your device’s CPU) but since then Firefox has upped its game in a major way. Chrome just doesn’t measure up anymore. Plus, nowadays Chrome is just a data harvester designed to show hyper targeted ads - so even if Firefox ain’t for you, it’s still worth ditching Google for a different browser.

Legit though I switched to Firefox and it’s so so so much better

i’m gonna keep reblogging this ad infinitum so yall might as well convert now

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dduane

Haven’t used anything but Firefox for years.

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vigilskeep

ENGLISH Ferelden?! World of Thedas literally shows Calenhad, their legendary founder king IN A KILT.

Among other things. The Kilt Bit just sticks out, there is a lot more there in text an subtext.

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as we all know, people called duncan, bryce, cailan, fergus, teagan, eamon, irving, malcolm, moira, alistair, niall, and loghain mac tir are english. super english. 100%

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kunosoura

what's the opposite of feeling sand slip through your fingers because I feel this poem more and more as time passes

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