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Chris Pine as Edgin the Bard in Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023)
So...hey
Are people still here? Am I still here?
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the chris pine thing is so funny
like here's chris pine living his absolute best life reading books and loving film and definitely not writing erotica and he's dropped into a movie that seems like it's going to be fine like you've got florence pugh and former boy band superstar harry styles and nick kroll (??) and shia labeouf (?????) but whatever it's fine olivia wilde is directing except whoops she falls in love with harry styles and pisses off her boyfriend (ex boyfriend) who's been having his post-snl renaissance with an apple whatever tv show and so then olivia gets served custody papers while she's on stage at a film convention and then it turns out florence pugh is actually friends with jason sudeikis and was going to cameo on ted lasso because florence's ex (zac braff???) was directing some of it and here's chris pine and living his best life but he's in a movie where the director is dating the male lead and the female lead isn't talking to the director because of the everything and then shia laboeouf leaves the film and it's probably because he's a pos and the director implies it's because he's a pos but then shia posts a vague video showing olivia wilde calling florence pugh miss flo and it's from month's ago over nothing but it's chaos and it's the venice film fest and you're chris pine and you're trapped in venice with these people and harry styles kisses nick kroll on the lips and harry styles is saying the movie is a movie that feels like a film like a real film and florence pugh is fucking gone and it's just you and then harry styles spits on you (????) and it's caught on film and you're chris pine and all you wanted was to be in a movie and write some erotica on the side
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Can Zachary Quinto please come get his boyfriend from Venice because he's about to start a fistfight with Olivia Wilde
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Harry Styles and Chris Pine at the 2022 Venice International Film Festival
Chris looks so done and I don’t blame him. No shade on Harry because he’s a wonderful person from what I know about him but he really needs some help with making a basic sentence
this is like the anti-wordplay-as-foreplay
A+ GIF additions OP!
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We’d like to make an announcement. Metallica is now a five piece, guys!
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Chris asks if Stranger Things refrences D&D.
He finally found someone who matches his energy in interviews lollll
One half of the couch is upright and proper and the other half is in full bisexual sprawl mode
I CAME HERE TO SAY THE SAME THING lmao my gender/sexuality in a screenshot
#guys#I have low key had a crush on M Rod since like#I don’t fuckin know#probably resident evil or swat or F&F or something#not even bi but I am LEANING#I don’t understand how they are in the same movie but the sarcasm is going to be intense and I’m into it#Chris has no idea where he left his shoes#and does not give a fuck
I wish I had been able to watch the Stranger Things finale in a movie theater packed with fans, the vibe would have been so epic. It felt like what ROTK on opening night at Trilogy Tuesday felt like, and I’ll be chasing that feeling for the rest of my life.
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weirdly specific and unrelated asks to know someone well:
- chipotle order?
- thoughts on veganism?
- a specific color that gives you the ick?
- mythical creature you think/believe is real?
- favorite form of potato?
- do you use a watch?
- what animal do you look forward to seeing when you visit an aquarium?
- do you change into specific clothes for the house when you get home?
- do you have a skincare routine (and how many steps is it)?
- on a plane, do you ask for apple or orange juice?
- anything from your childhood you’ve held on to?
- brand of haircare/bodycare/skincare that you trust 100%?
- first thing you’re doing in the purge?
- do you think you’re dehydrated?
- rank the methods of death: freezing, burning, drowning
- thoughts on mint chocolate chip?
- an anxious compulsion you do everyday?
- your boba/tea order?
- the veggie you dislike the most?
- favorite disney princess movie?
- a number that weirds you out?
- do you have an emotional support water bottle?
- do you wear jewelry?
- which do you find yourself using, american or british english?
- would you say you have good taste in music?
- how’s your spice tolerance?
- what’s your favorite or go-to outfit?
- last meal on earth?
- preferred pasta noodle?
- ask me anything !
leave an ask for the person you reblog it from!
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Y’all… what do you guys do for a living… but describe it in the worst way possible.
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Chris Pine in ‘All the Old Knives’ (2022)
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Chris Pine - 2022 Producers Guild Awards Photos: Getty Images
Also don’t think I have been unaware of several Deeply Relevant to My Interests events recently, I sensed a disturbance in the Space-Time Continuum and have seen the photographic evidence, and I am ALIVE and here for it but I’m still processing because I’d nearly Lost Hope
I am clearly brand new to Trek*, but I’m sitting here desperately trying to watch ALL of TNG before they take it off Netflix (I don’t have P+ ok, one day, but it is not this one), and I’m watching S3E23 aka “Sarek”, and
Picard to Riker (in dress uniforms): I met him once, many years ago, very briefly, at his son’s wedding.
Hang on, did they just...
#*Spoiler alert I am NOT new to this#I have probably watched this exact episode several times in the last 35ish years#but I have only JUST NOW arrived at this particular conclusion#Lieutenant Picard just wandered his nerd ass into the wrong reception and it was Kirk and Spock's wedding how fucking cute is that