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Better than any of us.
Appreciation Post
can we take a minute to appreciate the fact that Klaus wanted Vanya out because he understood how scary it is being trapped because of your powers
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*just imagine a crossover between sex education and it*
Otis: I don’t know what to do with him, guys, seriously.
Bill (looking at his friends in despair): What options do we have left?
(In the background, Richie is telling his 188th mom joke to Eddie, who is horrified).
Maeve: I can punch him in the face.
Beverly: Punch Richie and get paid for it? This is my dream job. Are you hiring people?
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Me when Shane unblurred that fucker’s face at the end of the video
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Jack: what’s the most illegal thing you’ve done?
Roger: murder.
Jack: same, how bout you, kid?
Simon: *really uncomfortable* I pet someone’s dog without permission once..
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Winona Ryder as Joyce Byers in Stranger Things (2017)
like if u agree
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Anonymous asked:
Mallory x Coco headcanons??
i ship them so much after that Garbage Finale
mallory x coco headcanons…
- mallory is forbidden to eat gluten
- mal never liked brock, but she kept quiet
- so when she found out brock died, she was silently glad
- coco likes putting her in insta posts and everyone ships them
- eventually coco fired mallory from being her assistant because she liked her too much to boss her around
- mal is so WHIPPED coco will be like “waffles are my favorite food” and mallory already has a waffle banquet set out
- gallant & michael and coco & mallory go on double dates
- mallory calls her “coco bean” and coco calls her “mal-bear”
- when theyre in public, theyre always sarcastic about their affection
- “so are you guys actually dating or..?”
- “n-yes”
- every year, coco proposes the craziest halloween costume and mallory just goes along with it
- they both like musicals and do duets together
- coco once made mallory on the sims because she hadn’t seen her in two days
- their favorite place to go on dates is the zoo
- mallory is always making fun of coco for her handwriting
- “MALLORY STOOOOooOoP”
- when mallory falls asleep, coco braids her hair so mal wakes up with frizzy
- delia doesn’t let them room together because one time they stayed up all night laughing
enjoy!
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Anonymous asked:
the evans™️ doing the sacred pinky thing w kai but w one of ur beautiful comedic twists?
the fact you think im funny is insane to me
the evans doing pinky power w/ kai…
tate
- is oddly unfazed by the whole thing
- “i haven’t done pinky power since 1st grade but go off i guess”
- he’s like,, the only person who doesn’t find kai extremely intimidating (other than march)
- he’s a bit taken aback though when kai asks him why he shot up that school
- “what is this? a freaking therapy session?”
- kai is asking him very personal questions and he suddenly realizes he Hates Pinky Power
- sometimes kai will ask something and he’ll sit there and glare at him
- “what is your favorite color?” “fuck this shit”
kit
- kai goes to him thinking, ‘this is gonna be easy, he’s an angel he wouldn’t do anything bad’
- “what is the worst thing you’ve ever done?” “i killed my wife” “FUCKING WHAT”
- kai is so shocked and kit just shrugs
- “her fault for killing my other wife”
- kai is so fuckin distraught he doesn’t even know what to ask next
- “i-so- tell me about… the asylum?”
- “i plead the 5th” “YOU CANT DO THAT”
- kit goes home that day with the accomplishment of scaring kai
kyle
- kai asks about his mom and he just bursts into tears
- “IT WAS JUST A QUESTION”
- he regrets asking because now kyle is having a breakdown
- it takes kyle 20 minutes before he can speak again
- and when he does, its all stuttery and scared
- kai just looks into the camera like hes in the office
- “OKAY! well this was fun but-“
- “NO COME BACK I HAVE MORE HEART TO SPILL OUT”
jimmy
- kai holds his pinky out and jimmy just stares at it
- “well what are you waiting f- ohhhh”
- suddenly kai is wishing he had normal friends
- jimmy sticks out his hand anyway and says “i hope ring fingers don’t affect this”
- kai honestly doesn’t know but nods anyway
- he asks jimmy about dell and he almost flips the fuckin table
- “oh that ASSHO-“
- “SIT DOWN”
march
- the only one who genuinely answers
- “tell me about your father”
- “one time he took me to church so i cut off his finger”
- kai is scared, but oddly turned on
- it ends pretty quickly since james actually participates
- “well what do we do now?”
- “murder?”
- “murder.”
rory
- kai almost didn’t do it with him
- “if you lie, i wi-“
- “one time on roanoke nightmare i made out with a guy in a bathtub and bottomed”
- “holy shi-“
- half of the time was spent trying to get him to stop talking
- rory is oddly egotistical and shushed kai when he tried to ask a new question
- “when’s it my turn to ask questions?”
- kai leaves that day feeling angry
gallant
- “if you lie, i will know”
- ‘holy shit ive heard this before’
- gallant is ecstatic when he realizes it’s the same thing from his interview w/ michael
- “I ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWERS! ITS GAY BUT I CAN PROCREATE, I HATE HER FUCKING GUTS, YES, I LIKE A LOT OF THINGS, AND WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT!”
- kai has never been more confused in his life
- but he can’t say anything though because gallant looks so proud of himself
- “wow, how’d you know that?”
- “hunch! please don’t make me eat an apple”
enjoy! additions and feedback are welcome!
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stranger things fandom stop ignoring joyce byers challenge
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why DO teenage girls go through a witch/occult phase? I had tarot cards and a spellbook and I knew a group of girls who messed with ouija boards and another who had ghost hunting equipment. “oh yeah Cindy’s just going through that girly phase where she tries to raise the dead.”
theory - we want power and know our culture doesn’t want to give us any?
Addendum: witches are one of the few cultural figures of female empowerment that don’t derive their power from their relationship to a man.
Galaxy brain: all women have suppressed magic inside them waiting to be unleashed
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Minerva McGonagall really can do anything. Including being a Hogwarts’ teacher in the times she wasn’t even born yet.
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life is easy, son. it’s just like riding a bike that’s on fire and you’re on fire and everything is on fire and you’re in hell
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THERE’S MORE OMFG THANK YOU JAMEELA
THIS IS THE CONTENT I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR
I’ve watched this like 10 times bc it’s more about me learning the dance than him
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Myrtle Snow: “Purple is for royalty, not middle management.”
Madison: “Sorry about your little toy, bitch.”
“Oh fuck. I guess it’s back to retail.”
Marie Laveau: “Dealing with the HBIC now.”
Cordelia: “Satan has one son, but my sisters are a legion motherfucker.”
ICONIC™ lines from AHS: Apocalypse finale
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Jane Andrews: My brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone, but all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went “I guess it’s a conference call”.
Gilbert Blythe: A++ recovery.
Jane Andrews: Don’t encourage him.