clive durham going all the way to greece of all places and coming back as a fully heterosexual gentleman saying things like "arent women extraordinary?" will never not be funny to me
"honeymoon phase" i am literally healthily insane and obsessed for the entire duration of the relationship. skill issue
shit on twilight all you want but personally if someone said “your scent is like a drug to me. it’s like my own personal heroin.” i’d fold immediately
i was so obsessed with the style of your writing (still am) i used to consider you the shakespeare of the mutual circle
djfjgjfkgj fr???? thanks haha im glad u like my writing :>
the fatal keysmash and :> combo just teleported me back to 2021
i love marge
good lord
STOP HAVING A PARASOCIAL RELATIONSHIP WITH JOAN OF ARC ANC GET TO WORK
top 10 sentences ever i think?
i know very little about mcr but this is so funny. this was about me spamming joan of arc gifs in the groupchat instead of doing my 5 weeks overdue biology homework but it's actually about gerard way now sorry, whom i know almost nothing about
i still can’t believe i found u on wattpad before we were tumblr friends. bloody comma after dearest 😭 i reread your fics SO many times
STOP the wattpad era was crazy
i don’t even think i have access to that account anymore… how time flies
A persons fanfic tells you a lot about them, i , a fanfic writer, realize in terror
new ask game: give me an extremely specific assumption you have about me based off of my fanfic. go.
Sorry if I’m a bit of a weirdo freak that’s kinda my whole thing
Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens
NEVERMIND MY GRANDMA JUST SAID SKILL ISSUE
i can’t believe kinlochgate has been resolved two years later. i will need paid time off to recover from this
I FUCKIN TOLD YOU GUYS HE HAD DARK HAIR YOU MOTHERFUCKERS I WAS RIHGTTTTTTT IM ALWAYS RIGHT!!!!! BITCH!!!!!!
I WAS SO CLOSE I HATE YOU
i’m putting all the founding fathers into the hunger games simulator and you can’t stop me
@kiwiabby this is the og hunger games post! look at the more recent reblogs to see the whole thing, i didn’t want to clog the dash
Au where Alex it's a red coat and John it's a simp for him
Ajajsja i just mischaracterize them so hard, i'm sorry
((reuploadet because i forgot alex's freckles :(())
The Highlights of the Amrev & Founding Fathers Fandom
- @vive-la-revolution judging the smexiness of their legs
- The entire existence of @thomasjeffersonsassworm
- The hunger games simulator with all the founding fathers
- That post where the declaration of independence was written in a google doc and got an insane amount of notes
- Everyone hates Alexander Hamilton. Even if you love him, you hate him. That’s just the way it is.
- The ghosts of founding fathers haunting people (Laurens and Jefferson among others)
- Photoshopping them into cursed pics @imgaybut get over here
- Each founding father has AT LEAST one person who simps for them and the rest of the fandom think they’re crazy (eg @torivikachu simping for Hamilton)
- They’re all in hell. All of them. None of them got to heaven.
- No one likes Arnold. No one. Andre meanwhile is loved.
- Turn: Washington’s Spies is inaccurate and weird as fuck but 99% of us love it and watch it anyways
- The Hamilton Musical is the bane of our existence and a good 70% of the fandom would gladly go back in time to make sure the musical was never written
- EVERYONE HATES JOHN ADAMS FOR SOME REASON
- Half of the founding fathers were chaotic bisexuals no we do not question it
- The entirety of 1776 the musical
- NATHAN HALE DESERVED BETTER
- Lams Fans TM not welcome only lams fans
- If you mention turtle and Laurens in the same sentence you can and will be banished from the fandom
- Everyone knows who Steuben is. He’s the gay Prussian. Even if you’re not in the fandom you probably know this.
- PANTSLESS FLAMING SHOTS PARTTYYYYYYYYYYY
- Everyone during amrev calling each other nicknames from Greek mythology or history like fucking nerds (I say, as I spend hours researching the revolution)
- That My Immortal lams fic
- All the amrev drunk history
- Haha James Madison smol
- Jefferson and Washington Tol
- Hamilton smol
- The founding fathers have kinks according to this cursed fandom (you all know what I’m talking about I don’t need to even name who it is)
- Nathan Hale’s Hazardous Tales is underrated as fuck
- Those AIs of the founding fathers which makes their faces move as they talk and is cursed as fuck
- Jedams being enemies to friends to lovers to enemies to sort of friends to I don’t even fucking keep track any more okay
- Did I mention the pantsless party well too fucking bad I’m doing it again
- Even if you’re a Loyalist you have to admit the British generals were chaos
- The entirety of Clinthowe
- Making fun of everyone for crushing on Andre even though you probably do it too
- LOYALIST OR PATRIOT *readies bayonet*
- The name John
- The name Thomas
- WHY DOES NO ONE DURING THE REVOLUTION HAVE A UNIQUE NAME I SWEAR
- Washington being a dad
- Lafayette is his son
- WASHINGTON’S AIDES BANTER I REPEAT THEIR BANTER
- Ben Tallmadge/OC supremacy
- So. Many. Redheads. Send help.
if i had a nickel for every time ewan mcgregor played a poor storyteller in love with a redhead he meets at a circus who leaves him for a richer man and ends up winning her back id have two nickels. which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice
i have like the next five chapters from one of my old fics sitting in my notes app. does anyone want them