can’t believe shinji got beat out by a honest to god squid

Fastfood workers carry more weight in society than any giant robot.

He’s older, he put more years in.

a lot of shinji's problems would be solved by transitioning but squidward is just like this forever

Well fucks? Get to it!

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IT JUST KEEPS GOING IM HYSTERICAL

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The only way a bisexual house episode would happen is house makes a weirdly specific and knowledgeable joke about gay sex and Wilson asks if that’s true/how he knows that and house goes “from fucking men”. Wilson’s initial reaction is a bit weird so he spends the rest of the episode trying to show how good of an ally he is by trying to support house’s bisexuality by “checking out” men with house like he would with women but it’s just weird. House wants to see how far Wilson will go with his allyship and it gets to the point where house brings Wilson to a gay strip club, where Wilson is extremely uncomfortable. They get back to house’s place and house finally tells Wilson he’s just fucking with him, Wilson doesn’t need to do all that weird shit, just treat him like he normally does. Wilson actually takes it to heart and asks what kind of men house is into and house answers by describing Wilson exactly. Wilson low key freaks but then he realizes house is fucking with him and he’s like “oh you’re messing with me” and house is like “fucking obviously. I like twinks with big butts, why do you think I hired Chase?” Wilson turns to his drink on the table and laughs, camera shows house looking lovingly at Wilson, end of episode

This would save me from whatever the fuck is wrong with me

House would treat two gay patients like shit and get sued for being homophobic and cuddy would go "he's not homophobic, he treats everyone like that!" which does not hold up in court so instead he's like how can I be homophobic when I have a boyfriend? Wilson stand up. Everyone would turn to Wilson (who had ZERO warning about this) and he'd stutter before glaring at House and stand "yes, House is unfortunately my boyfriend"

Then they'd walk out of the courtroom and Wilson would chew him out which House ignores. Cue 3 days layer when Wilson says House needs to clear up they lied about being gay to get him off (ha) and they're not actually dating because he is NOT getting any dates like this. House would walk into the hospital cafeteria and yell "ATTENTION EVERYONE. Doctor Wilson is not my boyfriend." Wilson would nod for 2 seconds before House follows up with "because we're engaged!" and Wilson can't even be mad because why did he think for 2 seconds that House would make it easy for him

House would try to use this as an opportunity to demand less clinic hours (think of it as a wedding gift) which he does not get because Cuddy knows exactly what's going on and she thinks it's hilarious but she needs his ass working

Cuddy: yeah? You two are a thing? How big is he?

House: 5.3 inches

Wilson: how the FUCK do you know that

I toyed with the idea of drawing it on black paper, but then I found a short 4B pencil and decided to put it out of its misery. uwu

Graphite pencils in Moleskine sketchbook. Size of the drawing: 11 x 20 cm. 

I understand why they had to throw the pilot away.

Good thing it tumbled all the way to this hellhole 🤣!

We love it! And these guys are happily married, raising two puppers and solving crime in the gayest best way possible, driving Mrs Hudson crazy but in a happy way. No Mary and a very different Reichenbach experience. They are living the good life. They are happy.

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THE LORD OF THE RINGS: The Two Towers (2002) dir. Peter Jackson.

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