E - 65k - 4/4 chapters - complete
(header by the immensely talented @ravipanikar who is also to blame for all of this.)
When the 118 find out about Buck’s secret thirst account on Instagram – to raise fire safety awareness, of course – they make fun of him the appropriate amount and move on. Eddie, who has had some recent and birthmark-shaped revelations about his feelings, finds it a little harder to do the same.
Of course, Eddie would never invade Buck’s privacy by searching for and finding the anonymous account. Or looking at all the uploaded photos late at night. Or even directly messaging Buck’s secret account. That would be weird, because he’s certainly not planning on doing anything about his newfound attraction, obviously.
However, anonymous account @elbombero118 has no such limitations.
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#911 fic#buddie fic#buddie#catfishing fic#all my mutuals: breathing a sigh of relief to not have to hear me talking about this anymore#the actual catfishing starts like a quarter in but the idiocy runs throughout baby!!!!!#eddie diaz#evan buckley#firefam#the 118#911#as with all my fics this is tonally all over the place#one part dick jokes one part slapstick comedy one part themes of guilt and repressed desire#but it is very self-indulgent and i spent a month and a half straight on it and i'm publishing it all at once so i can get my brain back#@ravipanikar said identity porn please? and i said bet#if ur reading the snippet and thinking surely they cant be that stupid well there's about 60k more of them being even more stupid so#okay i'm literally posting and running i cannot deal with this i am so nervous!!!! if you hate it please dont tell me!!!!
