Yes This Is My Blog

my absolute FAVORITE activity is pausing jenna marbles videos to look at kermit’s weird fucking face

god nerfed me by making me allergic to garlic and sunlight

so, a vampire?

i can confirm that i am not a vampire as i have blood

Is it your blood?

it is blood, yes

Is it blood that has always belonged to you, from the moment of your spawning?

it is blood, it is in my possession, therefore it is my blood

“if you hate the new president so much nothing is stopping you from leaving”

me:

i cant wait until future dolphin archaeologists draw shrink wrapped human paleoart

[10 million A.D. dolphin voice] behold, a man!

[other dolphin voice] i cant believe we’re still pretending humans were hairless. give humans hair you cowards!!!

This steampunk clock writes the time every minute, and erases it before writing again.

This is the most ridiculous, inefficient, and needlessly complicated thing…..

I know. It seems almost completely unwieldy and useless.

I want it.

okay, but this is really what a Steampunk watch should be. Not just a dial watch with a cover made of bits of brass and copper.

i can’t stop watching this i’m …

what the fuck

brief reminder that humans are among the best vocal mimics on Earth

Peter Parker: Spectacular Spider-Man #310

you may spill a tear or two