I dislike stupid people

Why live with people, read: the oppressive catholic church, when you can live with finches? 

I bet that if you put a whole bunch of Christians on an island, they spend too much time talking about their man in the sky instead of evolving better feeding habits. 

And then they would die. One can hope, you know?

It all started when I was watching the birds. These birds, so smart, so dumb, so free, such nice well developed thick beaks, such fluffy, large, useful bodies. Now those birds could survive a drought, that’s for sure. They probably use those things for getting food the other finches can’t get with all their stupid little beaks and sleek bodies. Buff is better when beating birds to breaking nuts with beaks.

Does the church have that? No? Didn’t think so, you fobdoodle.

Me, at the church

Not me, (though I wish I had)

Evolution

We didn’t come from monkeys!

Listen, we just have a common ancestor, not a grandfather way back in some random cave that still calls us ‘slugger.’

Monkeys did not turn into humans. What happened was that something else (not monkeys) turned into humans, and at the same time something of that same species decided to turn into monkeys.

That being said, this makes the church angry enough that it’s almost worth lying about.

Natural Selection

Natural selection has evolved everything in our lives to better help us survive and recreate. Every physical characteristic of humans is there because it is useful or functional. The same should apply to the mind...

And yet we have people that still believe in a Man that lives in the sky.