GUNBOATS

i made a tiny song tonight (and then made a tiny animation for it in like 15 minutes haha)

this %100 the only thing in my brain at work

When you meet that bitch from the net irl

Start pounding joker

me: i’m an Artist who Does Art me: *was gonna draw, but watches netflix instead* me: *was gonna draw, but gets on tumblr instead* me: *was gonna draw, but falls asleep instead*

Forth wall reinforced by Kermit The Frog

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

It’s 4th of July

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

It’s time.

OAR OAR

Damien Maloney

@great-captain-usopp was talking to me abt mr small and what if he turned all stormy like a real cloud depending on his emotions and I thought it was a Rly Cool Concept so I drew it :3c

I enjoy drawing those text posts out there. Inspired by [x]

Pirates of the caribbean 5, doodles #2

【画像】 カニvsワニ！　カニの勝利！ - ゴールデンタイムズ

i’m sure people know this, but for those of you who don’t, alligators and crocodiles (this is a gator) have some of the most powerful jaws on earth—if they’re biting down. their muscles are made to clamp and hold while its body twists, taking down its prey and (typically) drowning it. however, they have next to no opening power, meaning this crab’s claw has rendered this gator almost powerless

crab: shhhh……shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh……..i am speaking about of Me now

pplleeaasse foor. the. loovvee. oof. good heellpp. mme

How English has changed in the past 1000 years.

the big mans a lad i have fuck all, he lets me have a kip in a field he showed me a pond 

I think my favorite part is how the first three are totally comprehensible to a modern reader, and then the fourth one is just “Wait, what?” You can practically see where William the Conqueror came crashing into linguistic history like the Kool-Aid Man, hollering about French grammar and the letter Q.

^ I FUCKIN SPIT MY DRINK UP

“god’s a p sick boss yo, he got me chillin in the yard by the pool.”

tag urself I’m the millennials’ morbid fascination with death