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skellietoonz

The year is 2012. You log into your Onceler askblog, ask-helicopter-onceler. There's something in your inbox: "M!A you are an evil clone for 48 hours!" Oh boy, this sounds like fun! You send a message to ask-burger-king-fry-cook-onceler, who just happens to be Helicopter-ler's significant other. Since Heli's an evil clone for 48 hours, you make him drink all of Burger King-ler's Pepsi and call him a bitch. Burger King-ler's mod angrily confronts you in an OOC fanmail message calling you a bad friend because you didn't respond to their ask and because you spent more time with ask-fitnessgram-pacer-test-onceler and their mod. As a result Burger King-ler and Helicopter-ler break up over the Pepsi bitch incident and you draw the appropriate amounts of angsty fanart. You try to explain to Burger King-ler's mod that Tumblr ate the ask and you didn't see it, but they won't listen. You plan to try your best to make it up to Burger King-ler's mod while you and some other mutuals watch Youtube Poops on Tinychat later that night, but then you go to check Burger King-ler's blog to find that they've made their background black and made a post about how no one likes them and they're leaving the fandom forever. You see another message in your inbox. "M!A you are no longer an evil clone, but now you're a nubcat for three days!" Burger King-ler's mod comes back the next day as if nothing happened. Heli and Burger King get back together and Heli is suddenly pregnant with twins.

this is not satire! this is how I lived!

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miru667

I can attest this was a typical onceler fandom experience and in some ways it still is.

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Madame Leota’s tombstone at the Haunted Mansion moves and looks around.

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