Soldier-76: Widow, I hate to admit it, but you are the only person I know that can get intel
Widowmaker: Who do you need dirt on now?
Soldier-76: Not this time, I need you to spy on the members of Overwatch and figure out who is jacking up our electric bill.
Widowmaker: I’ll save you the trouble. Moira and Genji binge anime. Sombra is addicted to Spanish soap operas. Mercy watches Grey’s Anatomy. Winston stares at the female gorillas on Nat Geo and Animal Planet and orders peanut butter on Amazon. Reaper and Junkrat watch cheesy horror movies. Mcree has watched so many westerns he’s started mouthing the lines.
Soldier-76: Wow. Okay.
Widowmaker: And let's not omit your binges of M*A*S*H.
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