the POWER this page has, the BRILLIANCE
Do u have a steph/jaysteph fic idea?
i have..... many.
i listened to my jaysteph playlist today
i have a lot of feelings now. i miss writing her.
the batfamily on vine
The batfam on vine
account name: realbrucewayne, followers: 565k
- Bruce’s kids started this account in his name
- Often the vines are the kids dressed up like Bruce saying increasingly ridiculous things
-“What the FUCK does Wayne Enterprises actually do? Well, I’m not so sure. Welcome to my TED talk.”
-“I like my women like I like my coffee: name-brand and tasteless.”
-Steph did that one and couldn’t get through it without laughing
- The most popular post on the account is when they actually got Bruce to say “I don’t know, we have butlers for that.” when they asked him how to make boxed mac and cheese.
Account name: timmyd’s, followers: 738k
- Run by and solely starring Tim Drake
- He was created five (5) separate viral memes
-He turned down an invitation to appear on Ellen to discuss them
- (he did talk to Dr. Phil, though)
- Uses his classical training in both violin and piano to make Seth Everman-like posts
Account name: batbratz, followers: 2.7 million
- Babs created an encrypted account for them so they can post safely while on patrol and not risk revealing their locations
- Many shitposts from very long, slow nights in Gotham
-Nightwing recreating the iconic Ron Stoppable scene where he shoots his grapple and it rips off his pants
-They all try to harmonize in increasingly higher pitched singing voices, leading to Damian screaming at the top of his lungs and waking all the bats up
-Tim pretending to push Jason off a building, only to catch him before he falls
-Jason immediately whips around and throws Tim off the ledge
-This post is immediately followed up by a stealthy shot of Batman screaming that the “stupid little video app is banned from now on”
-They post six more vines that night
- They often do their best villain impressions
-Steph has a KILLER Penguin laugh
Account name: dinewithalfred, followers: 213k
- Dick introduced Alfred to vine and made him an account
- He doesn’t fully understand it still but he starts gaining popularity quickly
- He makes posts about his classic recipes
- People beg him to make a YouTube channel for full recipes
Account name: gotham_girls
- Featuring Babs, Cass, Kate, and Steph (and is mostly run by her)
-(and sometimes Selina)
- Lots of roasting the boys
-“And here we have a dirty sock in the middle of the goddamn kitchen because why the hell not-“
-Steph tries impersonating Damian but ends up sending a katana through the wall
- Parody makeup tutorials and Cass is always the model
-“Batman nightlife look”
-It’s literally just black eye shadow caked around Cass’ eyes
-“Bruce Wayne look for any time of day”
-Barbara draws angry eyebrows onto Cass
Thanks for the request 🌈 this was a fun one
Requests open for DC, Marvel, and the Umbrella Academy (TV) :)
Send ⛓ to capture my muse
Steph: You’re so tall, Jason. What do you even see from all the way up there?
Jason: Everybody’s flaws.
when you realize how sad Damian’s childhood was…People forget to appreciate Damian Wayne. He really honestly isn’t a bad kid…It’s heartwarming to know that someone (other than Dick) wants the best for Damian.
Batgirl (2009) #17
Here’s a video of Noah Centineo looking cuddly telling a puppy she has bde.
@eggplantbatprincess liked for a casual starter ((open; accepting))(x)
[Text]: if damian managed to kill me, do you think he’d keep like a piece of me as like
[Text]: a trophy???
[Text]: a souvenir???
[Text]: a stuffed head he’d mount on his wall as a warning to everyone else???¿¿¿??
[Text]: or you know, just as decor bc he’s an evil demon like that
[ text ] nah. he'd think that was gaudy.
[ text ] he'd take your hard drive.
“You think you’re the good guys. But I just told you you’re working for the bad guy.”
hey guys my birthday is in a week.
i accept gifts in form of messages, tags with fun steph/your babe things, replies, or like a gigantic ficlet of our babes. you know. normal stuff. or like, pay my student loans. those are your options.
.......... i'm mostly kidding.
Cuz Stephanie Brown. Also, WIP cuz I suck.
Seven Deadly Sinday
Since sinday is a thing, how about we acknowledge how many other ‘sins’ are out there since some aren’t comfortable with nsfw and also just for fun? Lust is excluded mostly because there’s so much of that already.
Gluttony
- “Are you going to eat that whole pizza by yourself?”
- “Maybe you should try sharing some of that?”
- “You’ve been a bit excessive about this whole thing, haven’t you?”
- “I ate my feelings. With a whole cake.”
- “Yes, I bought a few bottles of wine. So what?”
- “Do you ever feel trapped in all of your wants instead of your needs?”
- “Maybe you should slow down there.”
Greed
- “I just want some more!”
- “One day I’ll be rich and famous and then they’ll see.”
- “Remind me why I’m doing this when I get nothing out of it?”
- “So I get two-thirds and you get a third. Sounds fair, right?”
- “I can’t help that I deserve better than that.”
- “Someone has clearly never heard of sharing the wealth.”
- “It’s not worth it for me.”
Sloth
- “Come on, you need to get out of bed!”
- “Well maybe I don’t feel like going out and saving lives right now.”
- “Can’t people do it on their own for once?”
- “It’s not my fault! I wasn’t even there!”
- “I’m done helping.”
- “Other people got rich by doing nothing.”
- “I think I’m just going to stay here all day.”
Wrath
- “You didn’t have to kill them!”
- “I’ve always got ways of getting someone back. Remember that.”
- “Just…put the knife down.”
- “They deserved it.”
- “Don’t worry, it won’t hurt for much longer.”
- “They should have known better than to mess with me.”
- “You’re pretty scary when you’re pissed.”
Envy
- “How come they get all the praise when I did all the hard work?”
- “I could just rip their hair out at this point.”
- “Why couldn’t they look at me that way?!”
- “Oh, they’re just little Ms/Mr Perfect and no one can tear them down from their throne.”
- “I told you, they mean nothing to me!”
- “I take what they took from me.”
- “It’s not fair!”
Pride
- “I can’t help it that I’m this beautiful/handsome.”
- “I don’t have time for peasants.”
- “Don’t be so vain.”
- “They’re worthless to me at this point.”
- “I think it’s time for you to bow, don’t you?”
- “I can handle this just fine on my own. Who needs others?”
- “It’s not like I’m so easily defeatable.”
Send “ 💓 “ to listen to my muse’s heartbeat/send “ ❣️“ for my muse to listen to your muse’s heartbeat; ((open; accepting))
“Wait, wait, wait, wait!” Tim tossed his hands up as Stephanie suddenly ran into his chest and pressed her ear against his skin. “Okay…noooow answer it, wonder boy.” All Tim could do was stare down at her and try not to laugh. Steph was squatting slightly to be at chest level with him, her arms were wrapped so tightly around him, he was sure he’d suffocate, all he could see as he looked down was her messy bedhead, and they were both still half naked from the night before.
“Tim! I’m serious. Stop laughing, I can’t hear it.” Despite her words, he could hear the slight laughter as well as the slight nervousness in her voice. He knew deep down she knew the truth, but it didn’t matter. He’d reassure her as many times as she needed
“Okay. I love you.” He waited as she stayed in that same position, apparently unsatisfied with his answer. “Steph?”
“Say it again, I wanna be sure.” Tim almost wanted to tease, to point out that it’d be more practical to feel his pulse-points, not put he ear on him…but he didn’t. Instead, he wrapped his arms around her, cradling her to his chest.
“I love you. I love you more than anyone has ever loved another person. I’ve loved you since long before we started dating and I love you now, seven years after. I love you more than anything or anyone else in the world and I honestly can’t picture a life without you. That’s not going to change, Steph, not ever. No matter what happens or where life takes us, I will always love you.” He paused a moment to kiss the top of her head. “Did I lie?”