i always forget that bird from starfox is named falco lombardi. italian bird. i know his home life is some bananas shit.

falco's italian bird mom: falcone when are you gonna get a real job. youre comin home all hours a the night smellin like space shit trackin martian dirt on my fuckin floors. how am i supposed to get any grandchildren with you livin like this

falco: ma i dont wanna hear it right now alright can you just tell me where the prosciutto is, im tryin ta make a fuckin sandwich ova here

falco's italian bird mom: giacomo do you hear this bullshit comin outta your son's mouth right now

falco's half italian bird dad: m'watchin wheel of fortune

outcast of the village

I'm so glad to see this blow up actually. this piece feels very important to me, especially that it's not a fanart

A Nile crocodile (Crocodylus niloticus) covered in pondweeds in Chobe National Park, Botswana

by flowcomm

Tumblr Code.

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: ”17 cocks”

always reblog tumblr identification

this post makes me want to gouge my eyes out

im laughins so hard who changed it

WHO TF EDITED THE SHOELACE POST

No seriously the edit function has been gone for years who did this

hot artists don't gatekeep

I've been resource gathering for YEARS so now I am going to share my dragons hoard

Floorplanner. Design and furnish a house for you to use for having a consistent background in your comic or anything! Free, you need an account, easy to use, and you can save multiple houses.

Comparing Heights. Input the heights of characters to see what the different is between them. Great for keeping consistency. Free.

Magma. Draw online with friends in real time. Great for practice or hanging out. Free, paid plan available, account preferred.

Smithsonian Open Access. Loads of free images. Free.

SketchDaily. Lots of pose references, massive library, is set on a timer so you can practice quick figure drawing. Free.

SculptGL. A sculpting tool which I am yet to master, but you should be able to make whatever 3d object you like with it. free.

Pexels. Free stock images. And the search engine is actually pretty good at pulling up what you want.

Figurosity. Great pose references, diverse body types, lots of "how to draw" videos directly on the site, the models are 3d and you can rotate the angle, but you can't make custom poses or edit body proportions. Free, account option, paid plans available.

Line of Action. More drawing references, this one also has a focus on expressions, hands/feet, animals, landscapes. Free.

Animal Photo. You pose a 3d skull model and select an animal species, and they give you a bunch of photo references for that animal at that angle. Super handy. Free.

Height Weight Chart. You ever see an OC listed as having a certain weight but then they look Wildly different than the number suggests? Well here's a site to avoid that! It shows real people at different weights and heights to give you a better idea of what these abstract numbers all look like. Free to use.

Homie gonna share this

get this man in tekken….. STAT !!!!!

wait he so cute and playful with it fr

wait he kind of expressive and sensitive 👉👈

awoke to a fb post from my cop uncle, photos of him posing with three kids he arrested. he didn’t even let them put on coats before he dragged them out onto the curb to take a pic like a….fucking fisherman with a catch. he was gloating in the comments about how they were found with marijuana, how he got a “big catch” before noon. how they were getting a “wake up call.” about letting them think about their actions.

fucking kids, man. in their twenties. my age. just… shivering on the curb in cuffs in the cold while my uncle stops to brag. short sleeves. he didn’t even throw a coat on them. they looked fucking miserable. this is one of the coldest winter’s we’ve ever had. they’re just sitting there, probably scared he’ll do something worse if they speak up for themselves.

there were plenty of comments like “well looks like they’re getting a cold start to the day,” stuff about how they should'a thought twice, etc.

i know this guy, my uncle. sturgis type. handlebar mustache. big fucking harley. i know he turns a blind eye to all sorts of shit, that he and his friends do. i’ve heard the wacky stories he tells us at reunions after a few beers. but all of a sudden this kids deserve to freeze and be humiliated?

reminds me of a time when i was a freshman in college. it was winter. my ex was up to her usual thing, drinking way too much at a party and calling me up because she needed a ride. i’m driving over across town to pick her up (there is a distinct “side of town” where all the party houses are) when a cop pulls me over for being college age and heading in that direction.

the window in my aging subaru won’t open in the obscene cold. so i just open the whole door. he sees this and just..waits. it’s like fifteen minutes before he approaches my car, and i’m fucking shivering. terrified to close my door. he moseys over in a big fur coat. has a big drawn out conversation with me about my plans tonight. i’m honest with him, telling him i’m heading to a party alone because a friend needed a ride safe home. i can hardly talk through the shivering. he says ok, and to wait for him to look something up. he moseys back to his car. i wait. fifteen more minutes. i’m fucking terrified, terrified of the cold; a closeted lesbian terrified of this cop who’s clearly having fun with me, terrified of what my ex is going to say when i’m late to pick her up. she was always so mean when she drank. i’m just trying not to cry in front of this cop. he comes back after a while, tells me i’m not getting any fines, and that he thinks i’ve learned my lesson. he just wanted to punish me for…fun? for volunteering to be a safe driver in a college town?

the thing is, i know i got off easy. white kid, in the closet, passing as a dude? that sorta thing sucks but it probably saved me a whole lot more pain or even worse. he didn’t make up any crap to arrest me on, drag me out of the car, or anything like that. just watched me suffer in the cold. i’m lucky for the privileges i experience.

when i say acab, i want you to know i mean all of them. even my own bastard uncle who ruined the lives of three kids of color and bragged about it on fucking facebook.

crimes of the future promotional suturing set i found on ebay

this is so fun, i love it

look at this new fucking applejack mini figure

happy applejack modelo monday

me booping the random people reblogged onto my dashboard

The Affection Remains

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*BOOP*

birthday present for @catburger4 my best friend EVER‼️‼️🗣️💥💥💥 gil’s a little flabbergasted that’s all

getting point blank charger splats is funny