Getting into the habit of drawing again with a little comic about a customer at an old job of mine

if I had to summarize early solavellan

This meme is inescapable on French insta so I'm posting it here for all to enjoy

Always reblog flash debate

on it boss

reminder that the presenter says "oh, shut up" not "can it"

Native French speaker here. "Ta gueule" is actually more like "shut the fuck up" in terms of level of disrespect

Astarion in act 1 after he gets his lil snacky snack from Tav/Durge, he can walk in the sun AND all of these strangers are putting up with his attitude that he’s held on a leash out of necessity for TWO (2) centuries:

(but like he’s scheming behind those sunglasses bc he is NOT helpless: he’s just not a details person.)

I had to.

Enjoy.

Please reblog, I’m trying to make up a god

tshirt that says "i joined human civilization and all i got was domesticated"

i saw god wearing this shirt

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

all of our trobles seem so small from up here

me and the gals talking about fictional men's cocks on tumblr dot com

@spectator-eyes

Trans Dammon 🏳️‍⚧️

Dammon from BG3 is trans and we love that for them ✰ reminder that T*RFs can fuck off, only interact if you love trans & nb folks ♡

It's a canon now ♥

Fuck you Frazer, Dammon is now Trans ~

Cropped for nudity. See the full image on twitter here (NSFW 18+ only)

jaheira canonically being a deadbeat mother 27 payments behind on child support who when faced with the apocalypse sent one kid a cryptic seven word text that was like “sorry. get out” and then didn’t talk to them again because she was busy giving life advice and playing catch with the third bhaalspawn she found in the trash somewhere until the party stumbles on her house and kids entirely by accident is so captivating. what is her problem