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hi, i'm em, also known as akaashi's wife > 24 > read my RULES before sending an ask > requests are OPEN ! > MASTERLIST > a side blog
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don’t lie to me - part one

akaashi keiji x reader 

a con-artist, lovers-to enemies-to lovers au

synopsis: You have nothing to lose, and that’s exactly why you love to go after those who do. Lying is as easy as knocking down a house of cards, revealing truths of corruption underneath. You and Akaashi are leaders of your own team of Robin Hoods, but you can’t keep up the act forever, can you? When you threaten trading this life in for something more romanticized, you and Akaashi fall right back into your old, hateful ways. 

tags: lying stealing robbing etc., lovers to enemies, con-artist/spy!au, haikyuu x the great pretender crossover, not very relationship forward, but a lot of fluff sprinkled in, arguments, fights, angst, a break up 

word count: 8535

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Hitoka Yachi was a liar. She was a thief. She was a con artist. And she could not tell you how she got to this point in her life. 

And there she sat in the living room of an affluent old lady who knew nothing about the telephone package Yachi was trying to sell to her. 

That’s what made her the perfect target, an ideal victim to scam out of a few hundred bucks. Just like the others in this neighborhood Yachi had already meticulously gone after. 

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Anonymous asked:

On the topic of tsukishima kei <3 I genuinely imagine him to be a kind of awkward partner... I feel like his partner and him would have a friend-like relationship! And for some reason I've always imagined tsukishima around praise... (no doubt he could degrade & insult but I feel like he just has different ways of showing affection...)

agree 100%, but i think he would have so much trust in his partner and be so comfortable with you, you would absolutely be his best friend. hes so guarded and shy and protective of himself that its gonna take him forever to open up but once he does hes gonna stick to u like a barnacle

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as the resident tsukishima fucker, you are 100% correct. he's a little shit but in the most AFFECTIONATE WAY POSSIBLE. he'd be the type to complain when you haven't given him affection in a little bit and as soon as you do he's go "god you're so clingy." I NEED HIM SO BAD WTH

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SO REAL!!!! like he constantly teases u whenever u hold his hand / kiss him an extra time / hug him in public. “god youre so clingy all the time. what would you do without me. its like you want to be conjoined to me. just glue urself to me at this point. god”

but when u forget to give him a hug in the morning he genuinely thinks ur plotting a break up and that u hate him and hes already mourning ur relationship when he texts you “hey is everything ok… are u mad at me… did i do something…. uve been so distant lately…..”

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Anonymous asked:

Tsukki would honestly only be a big mean dom if that's something his partner was interested in him being

ya i agree, like i dont think its his default mode but he developed that dynamic w his partner he would like it ✍🏻

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Anonymous asked:

Em can we please talk about Tsukki. Everyone keeps writing him as a mean dom and it’s killing my soul. Please say it isn’t so 😭😭😭😭

Lowkey hc Tsukki as ace and super sweet on his person… like he just simps and is very soft in private. I just wanna kiss his pretty fingers. but I’d love to hear your takes.

okay like ive beeeeen saying this since day one, popular fanon characterization is NOT satisfying for me.....

tsukishima kei would arguably be the best partner...imo... LIKE i think he'd be an annoying little fucker at first when you don't know each other well. but as you get closer he becomes the softest sweetest kindest bf.

especially as things get more serious, when he can let go of all of his insecurities and finally start feeling equal to you, his curtain of arrogance drops and he can just be himself :]

he is sooo cat coded imo like he's just always There. he will randomly lay next to u and put your hand on his head (instead of asking u to play with his hair) and just sit in silence forever. Annoys u just for the sake of being a Bother. puts cold drink on the back of your neck, pulls ur hoodie strings closed, places ur fav snacks on the highest shelf. but also ties ur shoe for u and remembers ur coffee order and compliments u every day. wait i love him

but also like i get the fun in writing him as big mean dom who fucks like if that is what u like to read i love that for u and honestly i see why some ppl write him as like. a big doodoo meanie like thats a fun path to go down too. that just isnt the tsukishima kei who lives in my house u know what i mean

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Anonymous asked:

Most of the thunderstorm myths we're probably true once upon a time but in modern day, you'll be fine (spoken as someone from the Midwest, and was actively plugged into at least three or four different things last night during a thunderstorm).

ur right and i know that but i havent showered in 4 days because its been nonstop thunderstorms and i just have it in my head that i cant do it

heres a story one time my ex bfs house got struck by lightning. nothing happened except his xbox and other random stuff didnt work anymore. anyway

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Anonymous asked:

i’m from the midwest and i’ve heard that you shouldn’t be on computers or anything plugged into the wall during thunderstorms so….

interesting interesting…. note taken…

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Anonymous asked:

I've heard it too about not taking showers in thunderstorms cause it'll go through pipes and talking on the phone on landlines cause same thing but I'm also from Texas so.... 🤠

i wonder if its real or if someone just made it up one day. imagine starting a rumor so successfully. its kind of inspiring….

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i think i would eat a 100 year old mre. depending on the day of the week

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Anonymous asked:

Akaashi is too good to hobnob with snooty people at the Met Gala. He'd rather be at home and mock or gush about the outfits with his significant other

akaashi who deeply understands the theme and dress code after doing deep dive research: the colors are wrong. the silhouette is unflattering. the overall concept is unattractive and the stylist did a terrible job at honing in on the dress code.

me: slayyyyyy 😍😍😍 drip!!!!!!

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Anonymous asked:

fallout anon--you don't need to know anything really about the game(s) to watch and enjoy...my mom being case and point, and I only know the bare minimum but I'm liking it so far.

maybe i’ll watch it :3 and every 5 seconds i’ll say hey thats from the game!!!!!!

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Anonymous asked:

Idk bout the beef but it sounds kinda like oikawa and tobio from like the two posts I've seen about it

oh so theyre fightinggggggg

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