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Do you think it wise to trust Hagrid with something as important as this? Ah, Professor, I would trust Hagrid with my life.

Happy birthday, cupcake! Dedicated to the Draco to my Harry, drucuh-melfoi

“I think they think I’m a bit odd, you know. Some people call me ‘Loony’ Lovegood, actually.” Here is Luna Lovegood, my entry for this month’s #cdchallenge 💫

oh harry

Even Voldemort ships it.

Yes Voldy

”‘Could I- could I say goodbye to him, sir?’ asked Hagrid.

He bent his great, shaggy head over Harry and gave him what must have been a very scratchy,whiskery kiss. Then, suddenly, Hagrid let out a howl like a wounded dog.”

                                    -Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone, page 17

Ravenclaw: School doesn’t test your intelligence, it tests your memory.

Gryffindor: It tests my patience.

Hufflepuff: It tests my ability to hold my pee.

Slytherin: It tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch.

when you’re reading fanfiction and you get so involved in the story you start imagining different scenarios in that same universe and then it’s fanfiction fanfiction

who else gets annoyed when they can’t reach something and tries in vain to accio it

#ron is me

We all know how Draco and Harry get when paired together in Potions. Well, I want to see them get paired together in Divination. Their foretelling mainly consists of them competing in who will divine a more gruesome death to the other. 

Trelawney is so impressed by their clairvoyance that they remain partnered for the rest of the year.

omg, remember this?

So, my mind immediately went: omg yes, yes! And then, slowly, the predictions of their gruesome deaths turn into suddle flirtations, until they’re just throwing outrageous innuendos at each other :D

Draco: You’ll be impaled to death.

Harry: Awww, do you promise? *waggles eyebrows*

Harry: Well you…you’ll get…nailed to a tree and left to suffocate!

Draco: As long as I get nailed by your hammer *winks*

Harry: I see you choking… on something really big.

Draco: And what might that be?

Harry: Something that’s going to make you scream for your life.

Draco: How’d you know I’m a screamer?

Harry: Just a wild guess.

Draco: Well, I always hoped I’d go out with a bang.

Ron *cowering in the corner with his hands over his ears*: Someone make them stop!

Everyone:

Ron:

@parkkate you queen hahahah you just made my night :’D

Draco:

Harry:

Draco: Don’t get too cocky.

Harry: Oooooooh, you-

Ron: SWEET MOTHER OF MERLIN, NO!

Draco: So, Potter, want to get murdered tonight?

Harry: Oh wow, okay,  I can’t top that.

Draco: You can top me.

Harry:

Draco: Or I can top you, whichever you prefer. *gets up* You comin’?

Harry: I sure hope so!

@synonym-for-life YOU’RE the real queen here!! :D

Ron:

The drarry fandom:

this is it. we’ve come full circle. they are impaling, banging and nailing each other now. #bless

@decanthrope since I saw you were very impressed by the original post I felt like it was my duty to show you the continuation me and @parkkate are (wothout any trace of regret) guilty of 😂

LOLOL except for the fact that me and my phone were too stupid to spell “subtle” 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂