I’m eating this Russian chocolate and it made a rattling noise when I shook it and there’s a horse magnet inside???
russian kinder surprise
That looks like it’s made of coal.
It tasted like coal
you ate a vase
honestly at this point me eating a small vase is the least of my problems
whys king kong………..so fucking large
the bigger you are the larger you are
someone has waited their entire career to use this headline
WHEN YOU DRAW SOMETHING YOU ACTUALLY LIKE AND YOU JUST SIT THERE STARING AT IT LIKE
Day 5: Sam & Tim
giant plushies are great but also Dangerous
Dangerous Dogs Behind “Beware Of Dog” Signs.
Joey has killed more than you can imagine.
THATS 3 BITCH!!!!!!!
hes the truck
that explains it. im sorry for the inconvenience
only true 90′s kids will remember
Heres a rare fetus phil photo
so i work at a retirement home and one of the residents heard me saying “mood” all the time and she asked what it meant and now she won’t stop saying it
another resident fell over and she was just like “mood”
op you are adding invasive elements to a fragile ecosystem, society is going to collapse because of this
Bella’s first day at the park was a happy one
i love the black parade era my chemical romance
