We stan Janthony and Zanthony

he quit the next day

never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱

the reviews are in... glad everyone's enjoying song of the worm

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Holy fucking shit this is one of the most incredible things I have ever read. I am dead serious. I PROMISE you that you want to read this, and you're going to immediately send it to all your weird friends who you also know will love it.

The original link is down -- you can read it at

OK we see you cunty wizard

I wrote out how to watch Good Omens in chronological order if for some reason you wanted to do that.

Edit: To anyone wishing there was a video of this: I would absolutely LOVE to make a 12 hr long Good Omens video in chronological order (/gen) but copyright laws exist so sadly I can’t. If I figure out a way to make it easy to watch (ie. clickable timestamps or smth) I absolutely will and I’ll post it here but for the time being I’m afraid I can’t. If anyone knows how to or knows an extensive amount about copyright laws then please feel free to contact me :D

I'm back on my bullshit

and this unfinished thang

this simple booping.... is beyond v'gers comprehension

everyone on this site has brainworms

...yea that's fair

Solar eclipse shadows

One of the best parts of the Apollo Justice game is the absurdity of the situation Apollo is in. Imagine you get hired by Frankie Jonas (you have no idea who the Jonas brothers are) and get asked to defend a local disbarred lawyer (who you do know). That disbarred lawyer adopted Criss Angel's daughter after he disappeared. Frankie Jonas killed Criss Angel. Two months later you find out you're going up against Joe Jonas in court and you haven't even heard Cake By The Ocean. Your client is a member of the LA mafia.

The next case you're on is a murder at Joe Jonas' concert, which you were invited to by him. His guest act was Björk, who unbeknownst to you is your mother. Also the mother of Criss Angel's daughter. But your father is not Criss Angel, it's Sufjan Stevens (deceased). The murderer of Björk's manager was Joe Jonas' bandmate JinJoo Lee.

The game culminates in David Blaine (who was in love with your mom, Björk) confessing to framing Criss Angel for David Copperfield's (your grandfather) suicide, and Frankie Jonas admitting that he has committed a second murder. And your new boss has been working with Interpol or some shit for the last seven years to take Frankie Jonas down and get his badge back.

Anniversary!!! HELLO Nomura im still waitin…

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Every girls in Avatar the Last Airbender

7y gap narumitsu ❤ I firmly believe they fell asleep a lot while brainstorming about cases in Europe (and gosh, Trucy probably discovered them afterwards and dozed off with them so I have to draw that too sometime)

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