god, it’s so crazy we all have bones… like, just these big hard rods holding our meat up. that’s so fucking wild, i can’t believe it
one of the main reasons i don’t want to get pregnant is i can’t handle the idea of growing bones and not keeping them
this is a very reasonable concern. you go to all that trouble growing new bones and then some shitlord infant steals them out from under you. disgraceful
post: not every lesbian is or has to be butch/femme. you don’t have to be either or try to fit yourself on a “spectrum” (which is a meme anyway)
the tags: “butch/femme is stupid anyway just be yourself :)”
“my aesthetic is pretty butch but I can still wear a skirt sometimes!!”
“why do lesbians sort ourselves into a gender binary smh”
“yea there’s futch”
in this household, we pray to hayley kiyoko, janelle monáe, and kehlani to get us a girlfriend in 20gayteen
i’m reading a very manly 1950s account of a hunt for el dorado but i’m thirty pages in and the narrator has already described his traveling companion as “handsome” 4 times, “extremely handsome” twice, “exceedingly handsome” once, his voice as “quietly husky” and “a husky whisper,” his fingers as long and deft, his body as “tall and cat-like,” and his eyes as some variation of ice-blue at least three times.
just men being dudes. dudes being pals. it’s great. this is great.
“Ever since he had aimed that gun at my throat, I had liked him immensely. And now I liked him even better.”
oh my god
“I awoke when a beam of light fell across my eyes. Jorge had come into my room carrying a lighted candle.
‘I’m going with you,’ he said quietly.
‘I can’t pay you.’
He smiled. ‘I thought I was a partner?’”
OH MY GOD
according to apparently every adaptation of a search of el dorado, i think we can conclude that maybe the real el dorado was the homosexuality we found along the way
#i’m adopting this as a term for someone working to understand their sexual orientation #‘oh megan dated dudes exclusively in college but these days i hear she’s on the road to el dorado' ( @buetterfliege )
From now on, every person figuring out their sexuality is on the road to el dorado
the real treasure was the gay we found along the way
*Hulk picks up Thanos*
“this bitch empty! yeet!”
this is the most under-appreciated joke of this whole show
cooking is a rewarding activity and a good skill
Rapiers are the butch sword
Sabres are the femme sword
For clarification, all thrusting swords are butch, and all slashing swords are femme
Where do Katana/Wakizashi/Odachi land in terms of slash v thrust???
They are all definitely slashing swords
I found this Youtube channel run by a Japanese chef and it’s actually better than porn? First all all his cinematography is off the charts. Youtube videos have no business looking that good. Second of all, everything he makes looks SO TASTY, and he explains the recipes in such a simple, soothing, manner. Third off all, he does this all while his two adorable kitties watch??? Like… they are so intent on what hes doing but they never run around or hop on the counter???? He has a stool for them to sit on as he makes his recipes Im gunna die
Look at this and tell me it isnt the best thing on youtube
he and his (American) wife have a youtube vlogging channel all about being an international couple and they have thREE CATS THAT HE COOKS WITH
You should see the video where he restores a knife…
Incorrect, he has two cats he cooks with, Haku and Nagi. If Poki were permitted into the kitchen when Jun cooked, he would immediately throw himself into the pan, determined to eat whatever was in it.
Poki is my favorite cat. uwu
poki sounds like my cat jasper
how did he film such a lovely video by candlelight? i’m impressed! also it’s so restful, and he has beautiful hands, and the kitties are so cute. it made my morning. thank you for sharing.
Poki is actually in his newest video:
My terrible trash cat finally graduates to being in cooking videos <3 Im so proud of him <3
Poki I’m so proud of you!
if you think you’re “enlightened” or “modern” for mocking religious people for believing in god/gods, the afterlife, reincarnation, prayer, etc., then i hate to break it to you but you’re actually just an asshole
Some of my favourite responses to this monumentally stupid headline:
Bonus because this one made me laugh actually out loud
The youngest millennials are in their twenties like… We’ve had jobs for years. Dumbass old people.
White gays doing the most for a movie portraying a white gay. Groundbreaking.
A movie portraying a white gay and two black gays, one of whom is gender non-conforming, in a film that literally helped its black lead come out and is something that would have greatly helped my gay Latino trans ass feel so much less alone when I was a kid. But tell me more about how I should feel, white gay.
She keeps slaying men. What a queen.
Weather these days:
Mon: 75° ☀️
Tues: 22° ❄️
Wed: 57° 🌤
Thurs: 30° ☔️
Fri: 80° ☀️ (with a chance of snow)
the entire time i spent watching this movie i was just waiting for charlotte to turn into a traitorous bitch, because that is what the media has told me for my entire life that her character archetype is supposed to do
kudos to disney for proving me wrong
Let me tell you how great Lottie is. 1. She has EVERYTHING. This girl can literally have anything she wants and instead of hanging out with girls of her social class she’s friends with a poor girl. 2. Not only is she below her social class but she is African American which back in the twenties was COMPLETELY frowned upon. Lottie is risking social status to be friends with Tia. 3. When Tia and Naveen end up together in the end, Lottie doesn’t throw a fit or act upset, she is genuinely happy that Tiana has found true love even though that’s all Lottie has ever wanted her whole life. Something that her daddy can’t buy for her. 4. She’s true to herself and doesn’t let others judge her just because of how much money she has and she has a wonderful friend like Tiana that loves her for that. Lottie is wonderful and is highly underrated.
LOTTIE IS THE GREATEST, OKAY
LIL SOUTHERN BELLE PRINCESS CUTIEPIEBUBU
i will forever wit for a second movie were lottie gets the true love she always deserved
Y’all hyping a character for being nice to a Black person lord have mercy
“Y’all hyping a character for being nice to a Black person lord have mercy”
Why can’t we have one wholesome post without bitter betty douchecanoes ruining it?
That’s why I like Charlotte She is crazy but at least she Cares for her friend then herself
❤❤
i wonder how many people think this is a joke
