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“I am, my gift to ya, ya done plenty ‘nough for me, so ya deserve a little something~”
Chris beamed brightly to Fury, cheeks flushed as he warmed at the sight of that sweet face when his cheeks bunched up. Jeeze, for someone as rough as Fury, he looked too cute at times…
“Try a bottle if ya want! Celebrate ya birthday like it’s ya last!”

“Aw, but... I dunno, I couldn’t just leave you out in the cold shivering like a dog, you know? Besides, you met me at a very... Well, complicated part of my life, and I should be thanking you for sticking around.”

It was true, Fury’s face wasn’t the only thing that had changed in the years they’d known each other- he’d grown from being violent and bitchy to violent, bitchy and a lot more mellow when it came to bonding with others. It felt about as good for him as it did for others.

“For all we know, it might be,” he replied with a wink, picking out the bottle of vodka. Ironic, he thought. “Alright, let’s kill this baby.”

#;answer#christopherdanger
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"Happy birthday, babe! I couldn't choose what color scooter to get you, so I just got all three!" ((--badgersclaws))

“What!?”

He ran outside to see what on Earth his man was talking about. He hadn’t seriously bought him new vehicles, had he? It wasn’t like it would make an impact on his budget, but...

#;answering machine#badgersclaws#Anonymous
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christopher-danger replied to your post: "Well, happy birthday little fella!" Chris going...

“Aye, always wanna treat a good friend of mine!” Chris happily took the shot in hand and raised it to Fury, “To another year!” Chris downed the shot suddenly, before he winced and shuddered as he felt that drink rush through him, “Damn…But ‘ere ya go! Managed to get a few from tha’ bar at work!” Pulled onto the table, there happened to be a rack of pristine bottles, a variety of alcohol, such as vodka, tequila, even wine somehow! It was good stuff. VERY good stuff.

Fury’s grin seemed to widen somehow, eyes closing as his cheeks bunched up, before knocking back his own shot. To another year indeed... He had no idea how long he was actually going to be around, and a very quiet part of him hoped it wouldn’t be for much more, but to have someone let him know he was wanted around was satisfying.

Exhaling as he put his shot down, he inspected the sudden gift Chris has presented him with. First- bottles, already a plus, but second... This stuff look pricy as hell. His eyes widened as he picked up a wine bottle that may have very well been sherry by then. 

“Oh, shit, all for me? You can’t be serious!”

#christopher-danger#WHAT A SWEETHEART!?#;answer
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"I have fond memories of you in women's clothing. More specifically, a nurse uniform... Where'd that go, anyway?" ((--badgersclaws))

“It’s still right there in my closet back home, mi amor. Awaiting further instruction.”

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Anonymous asked:

so youre saying it WASNT you that proposed to badger guy?? can you summarize how that happened pls im not digging that far back thru your archive

He asked me. He took me out on a date, we beat up a guy... I know, I know, it sounds bad, but it was such an exciting moment for me! Then we went down to the beach and I told him about a friend of mine. 

Ace... I still miss her. But anyway, that’s not what we’re here for.

He pulled out this gorgeous ring as the moon shone over us, and asked me to marry him. It’s not legal here in America- so I said no!

Then he told me it was legal in Denmark, and... 

Well, the rest is history.

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Guilty or Innocent Meme

Tagged By: bae @badgersclaws

Rules: You can only say guilty or innocent. You are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages you or asks you.

Repost, don’t reblog!

Asked someone to marry you? - Innocent Kissed one of your friends? - Guilty Danced on a table in a bar or tavern? - Guilty Ever told a lie? - Guilty Had feelings for someone whom you can’t have? - Guilty Ever kissed someone of the opposite sex? - Guilty Ever kissed someone of the same sex? - Guilty Kissed a picture? - Guilty Slept in until 5pm? - Guilty Fallen asleep at work or school? - Innocent Held a snake? - Guilty Been suspended from school? - Innocent Worked at a fast food chain/restaurant? - Gulity Stolen something? - Guilty Been fired from a job? - Guilty Done something you regret? - Guilty Laughed until something you were drinking came out of your nose? - Innocent Caught a snowflake on your tongue? -  Innocent Kissed in the rain? - Guilty Sat on a roof top? -  Guilty Kissed someone you shouldn’t? - Innocent Sang in the shower? - Guilty Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? - Innocent Shaved your head? - Innocent Slept naked? - Guilty Had a boxing membership? - Innocent Made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? - Gulity Been in a band? - Innocent Shot a gun? - Guilty Donated blood? - Guilty Eaten alligator meat? - Innocent Eaten cheesecake? - Guilty Still loved someone you shouldn’t? - Guilty Have/had a tattoo? - Innocent Liked someone, but will never tell who? - Innocent Been too honest? - Guilty Ruined a surprise? - Guilty Ate in a restaurant and got really bloated that you can’t walk after? - Innocent  Erased someone in your friends list? - Guilty Dressed in a man’s clothes? - Guilty Dressed in a woman’s clothes? - Guilty Joined a pageant? - Innocent Been told that you’re beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said? - Guilty Still have communication with your ex? - Innocent Cheated on someone? - Guilty Got totally drunk one night when you had an important exam the next morning? - Innocent A total stranger treated you by paying your fare? - Innocent Got so angry that you cried? - Guilty Tried to stay away from someone for their own good? - Guilty Thought about murder? - Guilty Actually murdered someone? - Guilty Thought about mass murder? - Guilty Actually committed a mass murder? - Guilty Rode in a stranger’s vehicle? - Guilty Stalked someone? - Guilty Had a girlfriend? - Guilty Had a boyfriend? - Guilty Gotten totally drunk during a holiday? - Guilty

I tag... I-I don’t know.. shit. OG squad maybe. @n0t-a-nice-person @sokol-the-grinder @cleaverxfever

#;bits n bobs#I know Im not supposed to fucking explain but the cheating is noncanon
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He couldn’t help but smile back. “Well….if you want it could be…” He chuckled, “…And the name’s Andy, by the way.” He took notice of the item the other had in his hands and became curious about the contents within the briefcase.  “…So…what’s with that?” He gestured at it, “You goin’ to work or something, or is it something else entirely?” 

As the rain began to fall harder, Fury felt the strong urge to seek proper shelter from it. Going into a nice, dry home sounded ideal, despite his original desire to be caught in the storm.

Coyly smiling past any blush that may have threatened to form on his cheeks, Fury let the umbrella rest against his shoulder so he could push some hair out of his face.

“I think I’d like that, Andy.” That was one way to remember a name. Funny... That was the name of his cousin. 

Once the attention was brought to his briefcase, his smile shrunk only slightly. He knew that inevitably, eventually, someone on the street would recognize him, but he still felt like discussing his profession on the street was unwise.

“Coming back from work, actually,” he admitted, “looking to relax.”

Hopefully that would give Andy enough of a hint.

#DON'T WORRY)#nOT DRUGS)#;answer#computerhackingbiker
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“You don’t have to thank me, babe. It’s what I’m here for!”
William returned the gesture, planting a kiss on top of Fury’s head. He was always glad to comfort Tlan - what type of husband would he be if he didn’t? Personally, just being around Fury was enough to lift his spirits, but he accepted that his husband would need reassurance from time to time.
“Well, if you say so… Anytime you’re interested, though.”
He was a little reluctant to let Fury go, but settled for holding onto his hands.

“Still... I know it isn’t great to see me like this. It probably brings you down...”

He smiled as best he could before reaching down to scoop Gem up, holding her close to give her a little cuddle. It was amazing how much better he felt just having her close. And William, of course- but nothing compared to her warmth.

Taking William’s hand anew, he laughed.

“You can’t just randomly pick a person off the streets for me to kill, though. There has to be a reason, a motive... Something, anything at all.”

Becoming momentarily stern, he looked into William’s eyes.

“Something that isn’t wanting to make me feel better.”

#;answer#badgersclaws
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William managed to breathe a sigh of anticipation before Fury’s lips were back on his. He closed his eyes, wanting to keep his full focus on this moment…
The last time this had happened, Fury had seemed a little skittish… but the monster looked like full of confidence now, something William was all too grateful for.
He kept his hands on Fury’s, but not enough to interfere with what he was doing. William knew he made a good call wearing his Armani briefs today…

Fed and rested, Fury had no problem getting down to what was really important at present.

#;answer#;AU: the monster is you#badgersclaws#nsfw
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He felt awkward. It’d been rare he’d ever forget a name, but when he did, he felt awful over it. “Uh…yeah. I have one and I should probably go wash this mud off my clothes.” He had forgotten that he was even covered in mud from that car splashing him, his attention had focused more in on what the other’s name is, and how stupid he sounded getting it that wrong. “….And it’s nice to see you again, Fury. Sorry about…calling you the uh…wrong name…” He paused, “Would you like to come in and get out of this rainstorm or are you busy heading off somewhere else?”

Fury’s smile persisted as he saw the man feel genuinely bad for forgetting what his name was. He couldn’t properly remember if they’d even exchanged names, anyhow, so the gesture in itself was... Oddly sweet.

“Yeah, you really took some serious damage.”

Smiling even wider, he shook his head dismissively. “Please, I don’t even know what to call you. At least you tried. That’s better than nothing.”

Upon hearing the other’s suggestion, Fury stopped dead in his tracks. He looked down at the briefcase in his hand as subtly as possible. He was busy going somewhere else, and yet... He really craved proper human interaction. Especially from someone he’d enjoyed the presence of before.

“Will it be anything like last time?” His question was coupled with a cheeky smile.

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He stopped in his tracks hearing the voice call out, and turned to look and see who it was, and once he recalled the face, but his name… …What was his name?  “…You’re that guy I hung out with a while back, aren’t you?” He made his way over to the other, recalling the events of that night in his mind. “I think you said your name was…Jeff, right? Jeff or something like that anyway.” He said, sounding unsure. It was hard to recall one detail out of a entire night of getting drunk and wandering off to some strange new apartment.

Fury’s expression quickly went from soft to perplexed to slightly offended. Sure, he didn’t know the man’s name either- or if he did, he couldn’t remember, but for the guy to try and remember his and get it so wrong was almost painful.

“Do I look like a Jeff to you?” He bit back a mamón and put his umbrella up over them, sighing. “But yes, that’s me. You came to my house, we got high and made out. A lot.”

He smirked and looked to the side, eyes falling on the multiple puddles around them before slowly trailing back up.

“My name is Fury. Good to see you again, even if you did get hosed down in mud.”

He chuckled quietly and tightened his grip on the briefcase. 

“You have a laundry machine, I hope?”

#;answer#computerhackingbiker
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