You Are My Sunshine

We’re officially living in a Parks and Rec episode.

Everyone thinks Hotch is The Responsible DadTM but when Hotch was on a bender he tried to fistfight a serial killer in a prison

I think the fast paced society we live in currently has brainwashed me into thinking i can upgrade myself and my life just as fast as when i restart my computer or phone. I have forgotten the natural cycles of life… how the moon takes her time to be full or how the crops take their time to grow their fruits. 

I saw this chart and I thought it might help people navigate what activities they felt safe to do or not go.

Meanwhile in my area libraries, museums, and campgrounds are closed while public pools, casinos, and bars are opening again (: (: (: interesting....

I wrote about why those are higher risk here if anyone is interested.

me: i love video games

brain: let’s play video games

me: hjjjjjjjjjjjjjjrrrgHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH maybe later

S15 bloopers || 15 years in and still idjits

Gizmo’s not the brightest tool in the shed 

(via)

I had this scheduled because it’s May 18th but it has an entirely new meaning this year

that one time on Hotel Hell when Gordon Ramsay fed the owner’s dog some shitty bread and then was afraid he killed her

He checked her pulse

— Banana Yoshimoto, Goodbye Tsugumi (via wordsnquotes)

claim: zuko is a theatre kid

evidence:

- “they butchered ‘love amongst the dragons’ every year”

- remember when he was playing with the knife iroh gave him and he pretended to get stabbed and dramatically fell on the ground

- perfect impersonation of azula and iroh. you know he practices when he’s alone

- “im never happy”

- HOW THE FUCK DID I FORGET ABOUT THE BLUE SPIRIT ????

- when he did one good thing and immediately fell ill like some pneumonic victorian child

— (via goodreadss)

The anonymous button is not for hate messages and death threats! It’s for confessing your love and asking stupid questions!

why don’t you plant some lavender and when it blooms you can squeeze a leaf or two between your fingers and the smell will calm you down. how about you do that. bitch

good idea

thank you. i have a lot of other good ideas as well

such as?

have gay sex

Sokka: “Man! Katara can be so annoying at times! She wouldn’t leave me alone about throwing my boomerang in the house cuz I’ll “break” something.”

Zuko: “Oh I get ya! One time, Azula told me our dad was going to kill me so he could get the throne! And she mocked me about it! It was true but it was still super annoying.”

Sokka: “Zuko...I think you don’t know what annoying means.”

Zuko who spent years at sea with sailors: *stubs his toe* “Ow! Fucking son of a bitch, motherfucking god-fuck fuck fuck. Holy-“

Aang: