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So under the read more will be my (loose) schedule from now on. This does not mean I won’t be active on other blogs depending on the activity.
Sticks McLeggy out real hard for birthday boy before returning to her coma.
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OH, that squeak was just adorable. His grin grows, as his eyes briefly look over the list of foods hanging behind her before he turns his attention towards her once again.
❝ Hm, what would someone like you recommend? ❞
Oh gosh, don’t panic. You’re panicking, Kola. Keep it professional. She cleared her throat at this, cheeks still pink as she tried to regain her composure.
“W-Well, I.. uhm.. personally don’t eat this stuff-- I mean, there’s such a wide selection that I couldn’t possible choose!”
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“I suppose if that is your method; very well. A deal’s a deal, but please make your way to the deck before you vomit all over my floors.”
She had no other reaction to this news. One might expect surprise, shock, something, but no. She was in her work mode, and thus was keeping everything with an almost cold sense of professionalism.
“If you cannot make it out yourself my Mannequins will assist you; you seem like you might need it.”
Kola merely held a single digit up, taking a moment to blink a few times to orient herself. Once she’s done that, she hops off the stool and does her best to head straight to the deck. She almost even manages it! Unfortunately, she veers a few times.
She manages to not lose her lunch, though she’s unable to keep up her disguise any longer. The positive to this is that she no longer has to concentrate on it either.
“Aaaah, crud..”
With this, she reluctantly heads back inside with plenty of grumbling. She did seem like a completely different person, what with the lack of tails and the normal ears. The red hair nearly reaches her knees, leaving her looking like a personified porcupine.
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“If I can, will I not be banned?”
“As long as that also means that you’ll uphold the reputation Almega has for being a place of class, then sure.”
She slides a two liter of Everclear towards the other.
“Drink all of this in about half a minute and you’ll have beat my personal first record and will be unbanned from this place.”
“Oh please, I can be classy when I want to be.”
She takes it, taking a moment to ensure they’re ready to start timing her. Once she is doing such, she tips it back.. seemingly holding her breath and letting nature run it’s course as it simply goes down her throat like water down a drain. There’s an occasional hard swallow when it burns, and the woman ends up finishing it in roughly 26 seconds.
On a side note, she seems to be having a slightly harder time keeping her current form. “See? Eeeeasy.”
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AND luckily for him, he was being served by someone so lovely in appearance. He makes his way over to the counter where she’s at, a slight cocky step in his stride as he leans against the counter.
❝ What’s sweet that is available to eat? Aside from you, of course. ❞
Well, what she hadn’t expected for them to be the flirtatious type. As such, when she heard him do just that, all she could do is let out a squeak before replying.
“Well, there’s the flambe grilled cheese, the Jolly Rancher slushie with your choice of flavoring, fried oreos, turtle sundaes, apple pie squares, chocolate volcano cakes--”
don’t worry she’s actually flat af
she feels u two
When you get two people salty at you at the same time. Thanks, we needed some more for the fries.
“Well, we do have a Double D double meal but... you don’t seem like you can afford that.”
“We have plenty of healthy foods for the kids, along with our special Kids Meal that comes with a toy for any kind of child.”
Is.. is she holding up a battle axe with bright colors across it’s hilt? It is!
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IT was rare that he had the chance to go and eat someplace on his own, he wasn’t a picky man either. So this place was quaint enough for him, food was food after all. With a few coins in his hand, he enters the building, looking around at the odd place for a moment before deciding to speak up.
❝ Is anyone here?
This is a food establishment, is it not? ❞
Wait, was that a customer? At first, she almost expected the place was going to be raided by pirates if the sword was any indication. However, when she saw the coin, there was a brief flash in her eyes.
“Hello and welcome to Universal Milkshakes! Home of the Greasy S.” ..she hated saying that, though she kept the smile going nonetheless.
The establishment had booths of various sizes for the various sizes of customer. There was.. quite the large sign behind her with the wide variety of foodstuffs they sold, along with pamphlets of various languages besides Common.
The woman let out a low hum as she drummed her fingers against the counter top, doing her best to keep the smile on her face as she awaited.. literally any costumers. They’d gotten so little activity as of late that most everyone had clocked in early. The upbeat music playing over the speakers was almost agonizing for her, staring longingly at the door for any semblance of other sentient life.
Because who’d think this cutie would be
This cutie.
tfw you’re thinking of having this cutie be a shapeshifting ex-conman.
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“As do I, but that does not change the saying, now does it?”
“Well, congratulations on earning some points of respect from me, since it seems like you’re more of con-woman that I took you credit for. How could you recommend anything to others if you do not like it yourself?”
She doesn’t seem willing to reply to this first bit, merely grumbling a tad from it.
“Well, how can you recommend gambling and fighting if you don’t do it yourself? Easy. The dough. I get paid to smile and sell so I smile and I sell. You get paid.. more luxuriously, mind you, to manage this whole place so you manage the whole place.”
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“Well, beauty is subjective, is how the saying goes.”
“And I won’t be having any of your questionable goods - they’ll ruin my finely tuned palette that ensures my customers have only the highest quality drinks and food. Much like how a nuclear bomb ruins everything it touches.”
“Excuse you, I look great for my age!”
“Besides, do you think I even eat any of that crap? I’m just told to sell it. You’re preaching to the choir here, sweetie.”