Jess

Me who just got off work and is annoyed as hell: I’m so fucking pissed, nothing is going to make me happy or smile since today was so damn horrible.

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Me:

My thoughts while watching Wonka: just watch the movie. You don’t need to write a fanfic when you get home about it.

Me after watching the movie and my mind filled with twink wonka ideas:

You know if Chihiro and Mahito switch places, I pretty sure Chihiro would be like “this is weird, but at least my parents are okay.” Meanwhile Mahito has one of the frog bathhouse workers in a chock hold with a rock near his head.

“I want to speak to the witch right now or I will bash this toad’s head in.”

Studio Ghibi kids when they encounter a magical guide or animal: wow, amazing! I’m going to follow it and trust it.

Mahito with the heron:

Billy, Steve and Eddie playing a Game of chicken at the most totally worst time possible.

They’re facing the Vecna and it does an attack on them, shooting his tendrils they’re way. “Harrington, Munson.” Billy says.

“What?” They both ask.

“Whoever dodges the attack first is a loser.”

They both look at Billy like he’s insane. (Witch he is)

“Are you out of your mind?! I’m not doing this!” Steve shouts.

“Me fucking neither, I’m not getting killed from doing something that stupid!”

“Then I guess you guys are losers.”

It’s now on.

“If you wanna lose so bad fine.” Eddie says.

“I’m not playing.” Steve says even though he’s standing still like the others. “Then run.” Eddie challenges. They all stand still as the attack gets closer, all them look to each to see if any of them have moved.

Jonthan sees what’s going on. “Look out!”

But they still don’t move out the way. They get hit with the tendrils, crash landing somewhere.

“What are you guys doing?!” Jonthan yells, feeling pissed at these morons, he but probably would have joined in if he heard Billy’s challenge

I’ve only know Scot pilgrim for five minutes and I haven’t even watched the movie, but if anything were to happen to him, I’d kill everyone in the room and then myself

Sometimes being involved with the upside down just has it moments where Billy and Steve both just think about they’re life choices.

One time they’re running from a Russian agent sent after them and trying to avoid a new type of monster.

They get to a construction site where a wood chipper happens to be on. They’re able to get away, but unfortunately for that one agent, he gets caught and gets thrown into that wood chipper by the monster.

Billy and Steve go home, completely silent. Both of them are covered in human guts and splatter. When they get inside. They just both awkwardly look at each other.

“So..you wanna talk about what happened?” Steve ask

“No.” Billy says. “I’m using your shower.” With that Billy walks away. Both are traumatized for tonight, but they’re not going to talk about it. Times like this they really wish they could be out of this whole upside down thing for good.