Lmao my roommate just sent me this from the hotel he's staying at

Why is Chilchuk there? Why is he just standing by the pallets?

union mandated hour break

lmao

this is crazy

Yeah that’s her.

"so, mr. black leg, how do you manage to smoke 3 packs a day and keep so fit?"

(click for quality)

Losing my mind at this

Iva needs a good fucking drink after this one.

everytime someone rbs this i get a notification as though it were my post, even the rbs that don’t have my addition. go away onion post i am not your mother

Abandoned by its biological mother, the onion post instead imprints on a random passerby that fed it.

part 2 part 3

i will give tiktok one concession and that is that it has spawned a comment that contains a phrase that i think of often at relevant moments: pack it up boys we've made a social blunder

(from a video featuring someone's father/grandfather)

is anyone else reading "pack it up boys we've made a social blunder" in the voice of the lead penguin guy from Madagascar

Ah yes of course, like the all you can eat shrimp was simply too generous sounded like a fucking dumb explanation

Also their largest shareholder, a seafood distributor, maneuvered things so they became the sole supplier of breaded shrimp for the chain. Think of how much breaded shrimp Red Lobster buys.

One of the other fun tricks of private equity firms is to charge the company to be managed by them. Imagine if your boss charged you literal actual dollars to be managed by them.

It's kinda funny how often people think there are machinations behind the scenes, but as long as there's a good joke, they don't look further. A big chain doesn't go bankrupt because of a single $11 million loss due to a shrimp promotion. (Also, btw, they were forced to make that losing promotion permanent instead of time limited.)

I will be like "I'm fine" and then another fucking event will occur

yeah.

Holy shit I knew it was bad but this is DIRE

If you have the opportunity to travel back several hundred years in time and you want to make a quick buck so you can set yourself up for success, the most valuable and lightest to carry things you can bring are:

1. Stainless steel needles

2. Cinnamon

Everything else is context dependent but those two will be winners in 99% of situations

Imagine you have five minutes to load up on valuable shit before the time vortex drags you in. Maybe you’ve got a backpack or a bag handy. What are you grabbing?

First of all. WATER. You don’t know what the water situation is going to be! There might be cholera! Bring as much as you can reasonably carry in the lightest container you have.

Bring matches. Ability to boil water may save your life. And if you don’t need them for that, they’re lightweight & valuable anyway.

NEEDLES. Obviously.

Whatever is in your spice cabinet, sure, but prioritize saffron, vanilla, cinnamon, ginger, “exotic” spices. Pepper and salt are high value too. If you know you’re going somewhere inland, salt goes up in value. If you know you’re going somewhere in Asia/Asia Minor, “exotic” spices are less expensive there. (Not vanilla though, that’s ALWAYS expensive).

Good kitchen knives. Don’t underestimate the value of modern steel. Plus, they can be weapons in a pinch.

gouache falin

moonlight isn't blue.

God willing

@amtrak-official

I most certainly do not want to fuck Philadelphia or Chicago

Walkable infrastructure...

god no thats something people actually want

True, Philly probably has something far worse

trying to prove a point to the boys at school

reblog this if you believe trans men are real men like this if you dont

You better reblog and not like

That is WAY too high of a like number.

TRANS MEN ARE REAL MEN

TRANS MEN ARE REAL MEN

and enby people

ARE RIGHT BEHIND YOU

I LIKED ON ACCIDENT I’M SO FUCKING SORRY-

i didnt like this one automatically this time!!!!! reblog to give a lil trans guy a cozy lil blanket while ur at it/nf. (<- is a trans guy)

Each comment slaps a transphobe.

Trans men are real men

Trans men for the W!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!