market salad is so good i think god might be real
I am the naked window neighbor and I won’t apologize
my two married friends have a 1yo baby, and i love to send them baby memes. NOT facebook-tier memes about being a parent. i mean memes i think the baby would enjoy if he could understand.
get your son a phone. he needs to see this.
“oh yeah, that’s good be a really good snipe-”
Same day book delivery
remote learning
The names of the provinces of Argentina literally translated into English
by AguaysolP
waters so amazing because you can drink it really sloppy style and like spill it all over yourself and it doesnt even leave a stain. you dont even have to wash it out/ . because its already washed
yet another massive w for water, the greatest fluid in the universe
forgot how much of a babe val kilmer was
Going to the skeevy wing bar but shaking my head the whole time so the women know I'm not like all the other guys here
Eyes like this 😔 because I’m respecting women
pinterest wigging out on me and when im trying to troubleshoot they go "make sure ur computer is.... turned on and you have internet" lik ehow fucking dare you speak to me like that hello?
soft boiled eggs go hard with chick fil a sacue