Colin walking back into Bridgerton house, looking deshelved with a new fiancee
The fact that Cressida compares Polin to Eros and Psyche, aka the Heart and the Head - but the tea is that Eros in the myth was supposed to make Psyche fall in love with someone but he instead fell in love with her himself because of how beautiful she was…
the fact that kate and anthony are gonna let violet run the family for another year because they can’t manage to stay out of bed longer than 25 minutes is exactly what i wanted from this season
FRANCESCA BRIDGERTON and JOHN STIRLING BRIDGERTON — S3E4: Old Friends
Lady Danbury: is something going on between you and my brother?
Violet: remember that time you fucked my dad?
imagine mourning the idea that your crush could ever like you back and then one night at a ball he crashes the marriage proposal you're about to receive, chases down your carriage, climbs in and gets on his knees talking about "PLEASEI I NEED HYOU SO BAD I CANNOT STOP TJIMKING OF YOU IT PLAGUES MY DREAMS I ONKY THINK OF YOU PLEASE PLEASE PELSSE PLEASE" then makes out with you, finger bangs you, and asks you to marry him
all within like half an hour . colin bridgerton needs to be in jail
bitches listen, colin bought the same pastry penelope ate cause he wanted to know what her mouth tasted like in that moment: THIS IS CANON.
say what you want about bridgerton I know it's not a Good Show or whatever but nicola coughlan insisting on being 'as naked as possible' in this series as a 'fuck you' to everyone saying she's too fat to be a romantic lead and because 'when I'm 60 I wanna watch it and remember how fucking hot I was' is ICONIC BEHAVIOR
I really think everyone should find an offline hobby that you can do while listening to podcasts or music
Like there is nothing more centering then listening to something enjoyable while doing something with your hands that isn't endless scrolling
Hand sewing small items or embroidering moss while listening to people chatter about things I don't really care about just to enjoy their chatter is so very grounding
Apollo be like:
Apollo: Don’t speak to me, my daughter or my sons ever-
Nico: And me I have a doctors note.
Apollo: OR MY SONS BOYFRIEND EVER AGAIN!
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04.25.2024
My shadow
I’m still gagged every time i get reminded about this line when Alex really said “okay granny chill, we’re gonna try! im gonna knock up your grandson with a lot of royal babies alright”
yeah ik he means surrogacy/adoption but fuck that! he can get henry pregnant if they really try hard enough sksksksj
RED, WHITE & ROYAL BLUE (2023) dir. Matthew Lopez
sluttiest thing a man can do is know how to cook delicious meals