be a frog

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credit to @saurianbutcher, not sure if it’s real but it’s some tea This shit is ugly as fuck I’m upset

this is all I personally ever wanted in my life

Y’all didn’t ask for a gross piece of shit yet here we are.

Also WIP.  This is an old old pic of this fucker that I decided to revamp because I really liked it. ]

The Virgin Islands dwarf gecko (Sphaerodactylus parthenopion) is  one of the smallest terrestrial vertebrates

*Hades voice* for the last time, I’m the god of the dead not the god of death it’s different

*points to winged dude* That’s Thanatos, *he’s* the god of death! I just do the paperwork!

Thanatos is the emo boy all y'all think hades is and be thirstin over. hades is just the guy who manages all the souls. he’s the kinda dude who wears banker clothes even on his days off. all he wants to do is keep the system running smoothly, take his three headed dog for walks on his lunch break, and go home to his solar punk wife who will no doubt peg him until he can’t think anymore.

Praise be unto the TacoBell for all it has given me, I would gladly sacrifice my neighbor’s child for it’s benedictions.

This seems illegal? Isn’t it your legal right to discuss your working conditions?

WHY DOES THIS POST GET EVEN WORSE EVERY TIME I SEE IT

hey *flies into your tumblr dasboard wearing this*

scroll to help him fly to the top

yes! thank you for sending me on my journey!

just remembered that tomorrow is another day I have to wake up and do things

@aurelion--solstice

of course i have a lot of pent-up rage you fool i’ve been the same height since i was 12

ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking. just fucking turns into the tiniest, fluffiest dog

imagine that howling at the moon

imagine

Truly a ferocious predator.

And lastly: (He’s the pack leader obviously)

the big wolves are his younger sisters

Okay I’ve literally reblogged this prob a hundred times but it’s the best post ever so here we are again.

this has over a million notes and ive n e v e r seen it before what corner of tumblr did this crawl out from?

Nintendo Direct Announcement for Pokémon Sword & Shield

This looks so pretty! Looks like the region is based on the UK this time which is cool and the graphics are gorgeous!

grass monkey

that funky monkey